So tomorrow is Valentine's Day . . .

. . . anyone care to share a weird (or wonderful) Valentine story with us?

It's the day when the sheep mentality sinks in. I'd prefer spontaneity myself.

I'm sure you've got a weird one, Big Boy.

No, actually . . .

I'm hoping for a Danny special to liven the place up . . .

You'll have to wait till he gets to work.

eowyn wrote:You'll have to wait till the municipal library opens.

No internet cafes in the area?

eowyn wrote:I'm sure you've got a weird one, Big Boy.

Erm, speaking of weird stories, does the instance of hamster injuries increase at this time of year, your grouseness??

Happy Commercial Love Day everyone!

The Ninjas dropping in for some Nath luvin'?

skully wrote:The Ninjas dropping in for some Nath luvin'?

the theory of "ninja love" doesn't sound very romantic.

You soppy ol' fella, you.

Red wrote:It's the day when the sheep mentality sinks in. I'd prefer spontaneity myself.

Red changes the record to anti-kiwiness ....and/or anti smerkist

Red, who is as predictable as they come on the forum, pleads for spontaneity instead of sheep in his love life . . .

Red wrote:It's the day when the sheep mentality sinks in. I'd prefer spontaneity myself.

Only for New Zealanders and Welshmen.

(Damn, embee beat me to it. )

"I was framed, framed I tell you."

Al Capone circa 1929.

skully wrote:

eowyn wrote:I'm sure you've got a weird one, Big Boy.

Erm, speaking of weird stories, does the instance of hamster injuries increase at this time of year, your grouseness??

Quite possibly but client confidentiality refrains me from making further comment.

It's also my oldest cat's birthday. He doesn't like to share it with tacky, commercial, fake love ins.

Yorkie Jill wrote:It's also my oldest cat's birthday. He doesn't like to share it with tacky...

I can sympathise.

I've been trying to write to you but my brain has seized up. Last time I opened that page I was staring at the screen motionless for five minutes. Don't seem to be capable of anything but smartarsed one-liners or bushfire talk. Bleeeaarrrrrghgh.

Yorkie Jill wrote:It's also my oldest cat's birthday. He doesn't like to share it with tacky, commercial, fake love ins.

Your cat's got taste!
Happy B'day oldest cat.

Aye, sensible grumpy booger he is.

No worries, bushfires are no doubt still overwhelming right now.

Didn't see that myself, Merls!

eowyn wrote:

skully wrote:

eowyn wrote:I'm sure you've got a weird one, Big Boy.

Erm, speaking of weird stories, does the instance of hamster injuries increase at this time of year, your grouseness??

Quite possibly but client confidentiality refrains me from making further comment.

There is a right wing Hindu group which declared that it will marry any couple, who get too cosy publicly on Valentines day.

They have mobile marriage centres or something like that to achieve this.

No stories really, had either harsh Valentine's days or 'normal' ones really. One time, I took my bird for a slap-up meal, got home, fell asleep as did she, weirdly we both woke up at 4, I banged her 4 times, on the 4th time I said let's pot the brown, she said yeah, then it didn't really fit, then she said no and squatted on my face whilst she whacked me off.

That's about as 'zany' as I've gotten on Valentine's Day....

ooh.

Theres no love-loss in this forum.

Valentine's Day is a wonderful day to be single. The ghosts of Valentine's Days past still haunt me .