Re: West Indies v England, Only T20, Port of Spain, March 15th

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:50

Ace gawn.

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:51

Strauss averages 15 in T20's. Hoping to bump that up today.

by LeFromage Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:53

And now he gives a not out that would've hit middle a third of the way up.

Take a bow, Mr Malcolm. You're shit.

by kkf Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:00

Dello wrote:And now he gives a not out that would've hit middle a third of the way up.

Take a bow, Mr Malcolm. You're shit.

He seems to be guessing doesn't he. He started doing internationals last year. Doctrove must be to busy these days to be bothered doing matches in the WI now.

by PeterCS Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:02

What's the collective noun for "tossers"? Very Happy

by PeterCS Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:03

kkf wrote:
Dello wrote:And now he gives a not out that would've hit middle a third of the way up.

Take a bow, Mr Malcolm. You're shit.

He seems to be guessing doesn't he. He started doing internationals last year. Doctrove must be to busy these days to be bothered doing matches in the WI now.

Dont' get at him just cos he forgot his white stick and shades at home ... Twisted Evil

by LeFromage Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:04

A flange.

by beamer Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:08

Well that's the last man who could have got us to a competitive score gone.

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09

"Amateurish Stuff from England" Bumble sums up Englands only T20.

by LeFromage Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:09

Well, that was embarrassing... Embarassed

Hants' finest.

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:10

Batty boy to score a decent 30.

by LeFromage Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:10

Ton up. F*ck yeah!

by Chivalry Augustus Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:11

Typical England Twenny20 performance; more wickets than boundaries. England are actually the worst Twenny20 side in the world.

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:15

Augustus wrote:Typical England ~~Twenny20~~ performance; more wickets than boundaries. England are actually the worst ~~Twenny20~~ side in the world.

Fixed.

by JKLever Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:16

Augustus wrote: England are actually the worst Twenny20 side in the world.

And we've picked Gazza GazTop Batty & Amaghod Noball Khan to arrest the slide....

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:17

Old Father Chime with some great fielding to get rid of Jonah.

by Chivalry Augustus Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:18

Which leaves me seething when a guy like the Buddha is left out for being 'fat.'

Isn't shiteness a significant performance damaging disability as well?

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:19

England are drowning in shiteness at the minute. This will be a painful JAMODI series.

by Chivalry Augustus Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:20

How many to nil are we going to lose by? That is to say how many ODIs are there?

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:22

Abu Dhabi don't.

Batty back to the bench for bugger all.

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:23

Augustus wrote:How many to nil are we going to lose by? That is to say how many ODIs are there?

3-0 I reckon.

by LeFromage Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:23

At least as this is the only T20 we don't have to watch the Windies playing for draws for the rest of the series...

by kkf Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:24

Augustus wrote:How many to nil are we going to lose by? That is to say how many ODIs are there?

Gayle is not playing. You still have a good shot at it.

by DJ_Smerk Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:25

England will play for the loss.

by JKLever Sun 15 Mar 2009, 19:26

Augustus wrote:
Isn't shiteness a significant performance damaging disability as well?

Well clearly not.

Gareth Batty is suddenly finding himself above Stuart Broad in the batting!

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