Re: Things you WISH you could do....

by eowyn Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:18

horace wrote:no thanx...I rather carefully around hanging around at this time of the year.

Eh?

by horace Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:19

eowyn wrote:
horace wrote:no thanx...I rather carefully avoid around hanging around at this time of the year.

Eh?

oops

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:19

eowyn wrote:
horace wrote:no thanx...I rather carefully around hanging around at this time of the year.

Eh?

It's Roman-speak for "I can't speak English" ...

by horace Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:21

replying to early merls/taips suggestion Mrs V...sadly the kero has done its work over the years and I am close to pickled

by eowyn Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:22

No need for merls to embalm you then, good-o.

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:23

horace wrote:replying to early merls/taips suggestion Mrs V...sadly the kero has done its work over the years and I am close to pickled

In which case, you won't mind immediately popping down to Homebase to pick up the essentials then.
I'll help with the nails ....

by horace Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:24

as lardy et al can attest I possess 'a look', but not one that is universally admired

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:24

eowyn wrote:No need for merls to embalm you then, good-o.

Aw booger ... was looking forward.

Okay, how about dunking him in a jar of vinegar with a few hard boiled eggs for company then?
He did say he were pickled ....

by horace Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:26

aah....the stigma of stigmata...merls/taips in thatcherite vengeful mode

by eowyn Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:26

horace wrote:as lardy et al can attest I possess 'a look', but not one that is universally admired

I have visions of you looking like a bog-body now.

by horace Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:29

eowyn wrote:
horace wrote:as lardy et al can attest I possess 'a look', but not one that is universally admired

I have visions of you looking like a bog-body now.

hehehehe....some have suggested that I should aspire to such a look...taips/merls seems keen to do some artful rearranging of my anatomy

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:30

horace wrote:aah....the stigma of stigmata...merls/taips in thatcherite vengeful mode

Merely assisting and ensuring your comfort old Roman ....
" All Hail ~~Caesar~~ Maggie. "

by horace Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:32

having completely lost her marbles I think Maggie these days does a lot barking and some biting...perhaps she needs a visit to a Yorky vet

by eowyn Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:34

Putting her to sleep would be far too kind an ending.

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:41

horace wrote:having completely lost her marbles I think Maggie these days does a lot barking and some biting...perhaps she needs a visit to a Yorky vet

reported as early stages of Alzeimer's ... sadly.

Ange ... how could you speak of the Messiah in such a hypocitcal way, knowing today that your present socialist heroes farcical acts, cons and fiddles would more than put what she did back then in the shade!

by horace Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:42

'.'

happy easter mrs v and don't eat your your chockie egg all at once merls/taips

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:44

horace wrote:
'.'

happy easter mrs v and don't eat your your chockie egg all at once merls/taips

Cheers you old bugger ... and the same to you.
Enjoy the long break!

by tac Thu 09 Apr 2009, 08:52

merls/horrie, are you (sing.) still hoping you could bend down just . . . a . . . few . . . inches . . . more?

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 09:01

tac wrote:merls/horrie, are you (sing.) still hoping you could bend down just . . . a . . . few . . . inches . . . more?

jealous qunt! Very Happy

by tac Thu 09 Apr 2009, 09:03

I see it takes time to log out and back in as horrie . . . you can see the same "time lag" with Dumbmelza and Nigel . . . .

by Guest Thu 09 Apr 2009, 09:06

You only have to look on the map to see who's who.

by tac Thu 09 Apr 2009, 09:07

Fark . . . I don't even need to bait the hook . . .

by Guest Thu 09 Apr 2009, 09:15

Just waiting for Ian to chirp in . . .

by tac Thu 09 Apr 2009, 09:24

Of course, you are . . . Wink

by Merlin Thu 09 Apr 2009, 09:25

Just waiting for Ian to chirp in . . .

No need to .... tac's doing a pretty good job ....
I'll gaff the saffer instead!

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