What's the weather like in Europe?

Just been called back for a couple of weeks. Has the weather warmed up enough for summer clothing or do I still need an overcoat over my kilt?
Kircaldy, here I come.

Europe's kinda biggish ... relatively speaking ... but if you mean eastern Scotland ... then pack fish net stockings, shorts, a tweed suit and some rubber overalls as it's often cold when pissing down with rain (between sunny spells) but be warned ... the midgies are getting restless.

Nice part of the world though, and great golf around that area.

Yeah, I know. Got a fair bit of travelling to do. Not too far from both Gleneagles and St. Andrews. Always bloody windy in Kircaldy. Ever tried pushing a pub door on a windy day?

http://www.worldweather.org/

No one will ever need to start another thread like this again.

Henry wrote:http://www.worldweather.org/

No one will ever need to start another thread like this again.

If you believe all the shit posted on that link, you're more gullible than I thought, sunshine. But thanks for your help anyway.

You're a nice fellow, aren't you. I give you a link to weather forecasts around the globe, and you respond with an insult. What a dick gobbler you are.

Tell me, wise guy, do you think people are stupid enough to ask for personal, hands-on experience when any tom, dick and harry knows these websites are a dime a dozen. Want a few more? Try CNN, BBC weather or any meteorologial departmentof any darn country on earth has one. None of them is accurate or reliable (usually updated once a week).

Why do you think I insulted you when I said thanks? Trying to personify a clever henry, are we?

Hmmm, Europe might stretch a little, causing different weather to be happening all over it. Cum-swigging, arse-fingering circle-jerker.

Nah, it was clear that Europe comprises Scotland.

We've just had a really heavy shower of hail stones. The sky went really black. Hope Taunton stays nice.

Ah! Here's me thinking he was on about Southern Greece.

Thanks, Dem. Since I will be in Bournemouth for a bit, that info does help.

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WTF, I didn't think I'd have to explain this but I did take for granted that there is more than one European nationality on this forum and hence the query for euro-weather. I should have known taipan from South Africa would need more precise info as to where exactly Europe is and that whereas it is a continent, Kircaldy is a wee town in Scotland. Poor chap, must suffer tremendously from ear-ache. For better comprehensibility I’ll try posting in Afrikaans for the klootzak the next time.

Anyway, thanks guys. You were very helpful.

Why the sense of humour failure?

Well my home town of Bournemouth has been lovely for two weeks, although its becoming a bit showery and certainly getting nippy.

London is as usual just grey with the odd bit of sun chucked in at present.

I'm off to Lahndan shortly and will include some days at the test match - so you can guarantee it'll be cats & dogs...

Aye, I am expecting the Sunday of the Test to sheet it down...

Meanwhile in the land of the Black Pear, 'tis lovely and sunny.

Has been very changeable here. Just been to the beach and it's like an early summer's day again. Even the seagulls are at it.

My boss had this hailstorm that covered part of her village white. Everywhere else, it's been sunny.

Brass Monkey wrote:My boss had this hailstorm that covered part of her village white. Everywhere else, it's been sunny.

You work for a woman?

I am dying to tour Europe. Would love to see the medieval and exotic European spots. I just love beautiful mountain sides, lush green terrains, breathtaking valleys and beautiful islands. Which parts of Europe best offer such places?

No, actually I don't. I work for a man. Who works for a woman. Who works for a woman. Who works for a man.

Batman wrote:I am dying to tour Europe. Would love to see the medieval and exotic European spots. I just love beautiful mountain sides, lush green terrains, breathtaking valleys and beautiful islands. Which parts of Europe best offer such places?

The Orkney Isles.

taipan wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:My boss had this hailstorm that covered part of her village white. Everywhere else, it's been sunny.

You work for a woman?

And . . . ?

Brass Monkey wrote:

Batman wrote:I am dying to tour Europe. Would love to see the medieval and exotic European spots. I just love beautiful mountain sides, lush green terrains, breathtaking valleys and beautiful islands. Which parts of Europe best offer such places?

The Orkney Isles.

Shetlands aren't bad.