Fake IPL Player

dont know if most people know of this, but this blog has been causing quiet a stir in ipl circles. seemingly someone within the calcutta team is posting every lurid detail on the back room happenings within the team. the management has been desperately trying to 'out' him for the last couple of weeks, but with no success yet. quite revealing and extremely funny. anyone want to take a stab at who it is?

http://fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com/

Yep, been following that blog for a while.

My guess is it's not a cricketer. Probably a regular guy/girl or a journo and most of the events/theories in the blog is fiction.

If it's indeed a cricketer, it could be Ranadeb Bose.

It's not bad. Not as outrageously funny as Smiffy's diaries, but very clever.

well, as opposed to smith's diaries its supposed to be factual. in his last post he says he will reveal his identity at the end of the season. will be interesting to see if he does, or is indeed real. the management seem concerned enough to tell you there is some truth in these posts

Is it really supposed to be factual? Seems a poor copy of the Smith diaries . . .

how about a glossary of terms to make it easier

calypso - gayle
skipper - brendon
bhooka naan - buchanan
lordie - ganguly
dildo - srk
style bhai - kartik
junta - mendis
big sister - shilpa shetty
little sister - shamita shetty
sheikh - warne
shakespeare - akash chopra
peter ka beta - pietersen
little john - ishant sharma

who are the rest?

tac wrote:Is it really supposed to be factual? Seems a poor copy of the Smith diaries . . .

wouldnt be causing much of a stir if it was just supposed to be a joke

yeah, but smith's diaries also use factual people . . .

It strikes me as very tongue-in-cheek, but that the author doesn't really know his targets well enough to make the most of their idiosyncrascies . . .

Thx for the gloss TO, that has filled a couple of gaps I wasn't sure of.

The One wrote:how about a glossary of terms to make it easier

calypso - gayle
skipper - brendon
bhooka naan - buchanan
lordie - ganguly
dildo - srk
style bhai - kartik
junta - mendis
big sister - shilpa shetty
little sister - shamita shetty
sheikh - warne

who are the rest?

little john - ishant sharma?

wow so Warne(?), Mendis, Gayle, Ganguly, sharma and Shoaib(he played for Kolkata last year) are in the same team??

A it soft to include this...

DISCLAIMER
All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional

While the drinks flowed, the music blared, Calypso suggested to Skipper that he should tattoo his IPL scores. (For the uninitiated, the skipper has tattooed his cricketing numbers in Roman numerals on his arms.) WHile the skipper was thinking about what to say, Calypso started a discussion on whether there's a Zero in Roman, obviously referring to the skipper's ducks during the tournament.

The above, for example, is the same sad joke you will see on any subi cricket forum . . .

from another blog:

1) Kishen Kanaiyya refers to Ravi Shastri.

2) Appam Chuthiya refers to Sreeshanth he comes from kerala where appam is the famous delicacy and fakeiplplayer is calling him bcoz of his attitude.

3) Pedophile Priest refers to Adam Gilchrist.

4) Kaan Moolo referes to Ajith Agarkar coz i think all of you would know,it’s for his enormous ears.

5) Big Sister refers to Shilpa Shetty coz she rose to fame using the big brother reality show.

6) Prince Charles of Patiala refers to Yuvraj Singh coz i think its anyone’s guess well he is from punjab and worshipped like a king there,probably one more reason the author likes him.

7) Lord Almighty refers to Sourav Ganguly , once again here the writer has shown his liking for ganguly so has raised him from the status of prince to lord himself.

8. Babli refers to Preity Zinta as she is ever refreshing and encouraging her team.

9) Calypso King refers to Chris Gayle as he is considered the king of Caribbean in the world of cricket.

10) Vinnie Dildo refers to Sharukh Khan coz as far as my research says it is due to his interefering or poking behaviour and also the atmost hate of this writer towards Shahrukh.

11) Havaii Chappal refers to Greg Chapel coz of his surname ‘Chapel’ —> ‘Chappal’ and havai as prefix to show how ‘local’ he is.

12) Junta Tormentor refers to Ajantha Mendis coz of his abnormal bowling action which has tormented batsmen around the world.

13) The Baja of Baroda refers to Anshuman Gaekwad coz he is from baroda is the simple guess i suppose.

14) Sandy Baddy babe refers to Mandira Bedi coz she is a female who has nothing like a babe but still is acting like one.

15) Little John refers to Ishant Sharma ,its just a paradox to refer.

16) John Wrong refers to John Wright, ,its just a paradox to refer.

17) Bangla Tiger refers Mashrafe Mortaza coz he is from Bangaldesh and ‘tiger’ coz the author likes him.

18)Sheikh of Tweak refers to Shane Warne.

19) Meera Bhai refers to Harbhajan Singh.

20) RDB refers to Randeep Bose.

21) Ram refers to VVS Laxman.

22) Chatterjee Kaaku refers to The Old Guy from the Ad posted by the KKR(Kolkata Knight Riders) Team where he says ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’.

23) Mr.Batlivala refers to liqour baron Mr Vijay Mallya

24) Phoren Babas refers to Brendon Mc Cullum and the coach John Buchanan

25) Shakespeare - Akash Chopra

26) Ganji Hanger - Sanjay Bangar

27) Big Mac — Mathew Hayden

28) Chintu Singh - Anureet Singh

29) Joker - The Nepali guy(Chang) who was Indian Idol host

30)Sheeghra Patan refers to Yousuf Pathan

31)Candy Nickle refers to Andy biche

32)Bookha naan is Buchanan

Teams referred in the story :

Bevdaa Team refers Bangalore Royal Challengers coz its owned by the liquor giant vijay mallya.

Big Sister’s Team refers to Rajasthan Royals coz owned by shilpa shetty.

Bubblie’s Team refers to Punjab Kings XI coz owned by preity zinta.

The One wrote:well, as opposed to smith's diaries its supposed to be factual. in his last post he says he will reveal his identity at the end of the season. will be interesting to see if he does, or is indeed real. the management seem concerned enough to tell you there is some truth in these posts

[red] The Smith diaries aren't true?[red]

Appam Chutiya - Pure Genius.

FWIW, it's actually pretty clear that the dude is definitely not involved with KKR (or any other team for that matter).

What sort of a stir is it alleged to have been causing, like?