Sri Lanka v England, 5th ODI, Colombo, 13th Oct

Should qualify for official JAMODI status now the series is dead. Weirdly, it's England who have nothing to play for going into the game.

When was the last time that happened? And why am I a little bit scared?

What's going on?

We will be totally FARKED!!!!!

Sack Colly.
Gi'e the job to KP...

Sack Dinga ...
Gi'e the job to Acey ...

Otherwise, carry on as you were.

Did I hear right?

If we win this game we go to 4th in the ODI rankings?

If we lose we stay 7th

JKLever wrote:Did I hear right?

If we win this game we go to 4th in the ODI rankings?

If we lose we stay 7th

FARKED!

JKLever wrote:If we win this game we go to 4th in the ODI rankings?

JAMODI Cricket In Crisis.

Time to bring out new players. Drop Tharanga, get Dilruwan in. I want the horror show to stop. i.e. English spinners spinning it more than locals.

Migara wrote:Time to bring out new players. Drop Tharanga, get Dilruwan in. I want the horror show to stop. i.e. English spinners spinning it more than locals.

No need to worry about that now that the DEITY and LIVING SPINNING GOD AND LEGEND that is NOTTS OWN SWANN is up the Swanny with a hamstring.

Now it will just be "the world's best finger-spinner" (circa Felch 2006 Eng V Pak series) firing in darts at a speed and trajectory that wouldn't allow even the best Labour spindoctor any turn at all.

COLLY IS A FARKIN USELESS TOSSER!!!

Have England won the toss at all in this series?

Dello wrote:Have England won the toss at all in this series?

Once, forkin useless tosser.

Dello wrote:Have England won the toss at all in this series?

Who gives a toss?

I'm gonna run Dello down in the fantasy cricket today, only 30-odd points behind.

Swanny's hammy has killed me - he was carrying my side.

Dello wrote:Swanny's hammy has killed me - he was carrying my side.

You must be quite high in the overall scheme of things? I'm 80th out of the 2000+ so you must be top 50 at least?

I've been carrying Bell FFS, so today I'm going with Shah.

That's a mistake. Dead rubber equals no pressure equals big score from Bright Eyes.

Think I'm top 20 in the overall thing. For now.

Bright Eyes . . . I like it. Brings back memories of the Goodies Watership Downs take-off.

So, basically, oh higher men than I - should I have basically chosen no SAs and Paks and then change them when these series finished?

Got the feeling we're going to get muntered here - can't see the Lankans wanting to be 40-3 off 18 overs again...

Batfink Begins wrote:So, basically, oh higher men than I - should I have basically chosen no SAs and Paks and then change them when these series finished?

Of course.

Did you pick Safiies and Paksters in your team?

Bwahahahahahahahaahaha!

Jiminy starts with a dot ball! And it wasn't on/outside leg!!

Hmmmmmm, Jayasuriya looks like he means business today. Smites a 4 off his first ball.

Could get ugly this.

Yes second ball swiped as well. He's definitely going to go for it today.

tac wrote:
Of course.

Did you pick Safiies and Paksters in your team?

Bwahahahahahahahaahaha!

Yep. I'm a ******* ****.

Looks like the SLs aren't taking any prisoners today. Hit out or get out.

doctorspin wrote:Hmmmmmm, Jayasuriya looks like he means business today. Smites a 4 off his first ball.

Could get ugly this.

Yes second ball swiped as well. He's definitely going to go for it today.

Aye, 25-0 off 3 - much more lankan like.

not the same oomph in the bowling though either

JKLever wrote:

doctorspin wrote:Hmmmmmm, Jayasuriya looks like he means business today. Smites a 4 off his first ball.

Could get ugly this.

Yes second ball swiped as well. He's definitely going to go for it today.

Aye, 25-0 off 3 - much more lankan like.

not the same oomph in the bowling though either

We're looking pretty FARKED!!!!! already. 

RR about 7.5!!!!