FBers and their trademark posts

I will start.....

Furriner- f*ck you, (insert any user)[b]

horrie would be . . . . gibberish, gibberish, gibberish followed by, "'tis the way of my people" . . .

merls . . . "Time to move on"

Danny . . . "Thunderqunt, wankstain, I'm fingering my shithole" or any combination of the three elements

skully . . . "Are you bored, tac/MB/zat/woody?"

Red: Incorrect Fragment. Please revise.

Vikas: A very long worded reply to a forummer asking a simple question.

JKLever: "I'm huggable"

DJ Smerk: another abject performance by Glamorgan

BBB: "Matt Prior is amazing"

WIFAN: " I f**king hate Daren Powell/Devon Smith/ etc etc etc"

Anniyan: "I live on a Motherboard"

Taipan: "I don't fight midgets"



(Taipan must be 7 foot cause we're all Midgets....)

Midnight Cowboy: Usually a subtle but vitally correct statistic about young players in English County Cricket.

Basil wrote:DJ Smerk: another abject performance by Glamorgan

or....another dire/abismal/terrible/shite/awful.


Any number of words can describe my sadness for my teams demise.

DJ_Smerk wrote:Midnight Cowboy: Usually a subtle but vitally correct statistic about young players in English County Cricket.

Their inside leg measurement?

Basil wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:Midnight Cowboy: Usually a subtle but vitally correct statistic about young players in English County Cricket.

Their inside leg measurement?

I'm not sure if she's that dirty. Ask Red, she might know Smiths measurements.

DJ_Smerk wrote:

Basil wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:Midnight Cowboy: Usually a subtle but vitally correct statistic about young players in English County Cricket.

Their inside leg measurement?

I'm not sure if she's that dirty. Ask Red, she might know Smiths measurements.

I'll pass on that one if it's all the same with you.

I don't want to know male measurements. Although, Rosalie Birch.



Different story Bas.

I would not step over her to get to you

All FB'rs - Get ****** Horrie - zimmy could have made a fortune if he had the wit to patent the 6*.

tac wrote:Danny . . . "Thunderqunt, wankstain, I'm fingering my shithole" or any combination of the three elements

You forgot the following from Danny:

"Sh!t! Sh!t! Sh!t! Phuck the lot of you. You all are such dickheads....."

Quite a few mundane and common ones from the usual suspects :

Demmy/tac: Your PM proved it that you lied on the e-mail and I put it on the forum forum for all to see the proof.

Merls: Like the time you ****** on C4. The whole world knows you are liar.

taips/Tac: Your lies have been busted liar. You send PMs to [put name of Danny or Merls] begging for help to bust me. Like the time you send that PM to [Put the name of Demmy or Eowyn] that e-mail? I have proof.....

Zat: Is that bucket of shit rattling my door again? What did I do to stir that pig in action.......[Put a shagging emoticon or a picture with a message here]

Zimmy: You cubi sunts are so banal.