Re: Mitch throws down the gauntlet to Bopara.

by footwork Tue 26 May 2009, 01:51

It's the end of an era when we can't pull a clam's beard.

However, hygiene requires our clams to be clean-shaven. Brazil insists upon it.

(This conversation has suddenly detoured to Smut and Innuendo - two noice little towns, if you ask me.) bounce

by embee Tue 26 May 2009, 06:06

footwork wrote:

It's the end of an era when we can't pull a clam's beard.

However, hygiene requires our clams to be clean-shaven. Brazil insists upon it.

(This conversation has suddenly detoured to Smut and Innuendo - two noice little towns, if you ask me.)

Innuendo ...a noice little town ????

I thought it was an Italian suppository ...

by skully Tue 26 May 2009, 06:23

No, that's Italian tap water.

by PeterCS Tue 26 May 2009, 10:45

tac wrote:
footwork wrote:Blasphemy - isn't that one of the seven dwarfs?

For Saviours and Jazz musicians beards are mandatory and will always be in fashion.

Indeed, even clams (for whom beards have generally been mandatory) are now regarded more favourably when clean shaven . . . .

What about slugs?

by tac Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20

PeterCS wrote:
tac wrote:
footwork wrote:Blasphemy - isn't that one of the seven dwarfs?

For Saviours and Jazz musicians beards are mandatory and will always be in fashion.

Indeed, even clams (for whom beards have generally been mandatory) are now regarded more favourably when clean shaven . . . .

What about slugs?

You have a bearded slug?

by PeterCS Tue 26 May 2009, 11:23

Don't about half of us?

by tac Tue 26 May 2009, 11:26

A bearded scrote perhaps, but not a bearded slug . . .surely?

by Guest Tue 26 May 2009, 12:13

What about a Hella Fat Racist Bearded Slug?

by spangler Tue 26 May 2009, 13:10

How does one go about throwing a gauntlet? Where do you throw it? What if it hits someone on the head?

by PeterCS Tue 26 May 2009, 13:33

You throw it on the ground, at the feet of the chivalrically challenged. End of.

by spangler Tue 26 May 2009, 14:27

Is it heavy? What if someone trips over it?

by PeterCS Tue 26 May 2009, 15:07

It jumps up against the force of gravity and bites them on the arse.

by embee Tue 26 May 2009, 15:40

surely a gauntlet would grope you ...not bite

by PeterCS Tue 26 May 2009, 22:03

I was talking of the Hella Fat Racist Bearded Slug.

by lardbucket Tue 26 May 2009, 22:04

Lobbing a mitten does seem a fairly flouncey, lame way of inviting a fracas.

by PeterCS Tue 26 May 2009, 22:11

Gar, you don't lob it, you fling it floorward. Ostentatiously. But without a suggestive gesture of any sort.

by Zat Wed 27 May 2009, 07:18

So what would Monty do, as he throws like that at the best of times?

by Winkle Spinner Wed 27 May 2009, 09:46

Monty is, in fact, regularly challenging all around hm to duels, but so feared and respected are his skills as a warrior and all-round braggard that no one dares take on such a knave

by PeterCS Wed 27 May 2009, 10:02

Haydos would. He is the crusading Knight Rampant.

by Winkle Spinner Wed 27 May 2009, 10:08

[cheap shot]Dossie prefers picking on people a bit younger[/cheap shot]

That felt dirty

by PeterCS Wed 27 May 2009, 10:09

You filthy boy. Go and wash your saxophone bell out with soap and water.

by Winkle Spinner Wed 27 May 2009, 10:13

No time, man, I've got to revise vectors, only two hours to go!

That obviously is why I'm forumming

by PeterCS Wed 27 May 2009, 10:15

Good luck, WS! Smile

by Winkle Spinner Wed 27 May 2009, 10:16

Thanks old chap, I am going to need it

by PeterCS Wed 27 May 2009, 10:18

Just think of Chico Freeman blowing a ballad sweetly ...

by Sponsored content