Chad Vader - a good way to while away the pre-Ashes boredom
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Chad Vader - a good way to while away the pre-Ashes boredom
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Zat- Number of posts : 28872
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Series 2 is now complete.
And here's a shocking Christmas joke.
It’s midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped … not Santa, but Darth Vader!
“Luke”, breathed Vader. “See that gift over there under the tree? That’s a cuddly Ewok, that is.”
“Stop!”, cried the infant Luke. “You’re spoiling the surprise!”
“Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre”, Vader continued.
“Don’t tell me”, said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
“Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon”, Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked, “How do you know what Santa’s brought me?”.
Vader replied, “Luke – I have felt your presents”
And here's a shocking Christmas joke.
It’s midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped … not Santa, but Darth Vader!
“Luke”, breathed Vader. “See that gift over there under the tree? That’s a cuddly Ewok, that is.”
“Stop!”, cried the infant Luke. “You’re spoiling the surprise!”
“Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre”, Vader continued.
“Don’t tell me”, said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
“Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon”, Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked, “How do you know what Santa’s brought me?”.
Vader replied, “Luke – I have felt your presents”
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'I'm not an Emperor'
WTF?
WTF?
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I prefer the lego version.
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WTF? indeed.lardbucket wrote:'I'm not an Emperor'
WTF?
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