Suggestions to get into the head of the opposition

SA:

"This really is not a bilateral test series it is part of a WORLD championship and this series has a big bearing on the outcome"

PAK:

Establish a religious link.
Get one of the Iams to declare that "Cricket is harami and according to the Koran bats should only be used to drive pigs and not Cricket balls"

IND:

Establish a philosophical link:
"When you look at it from the wider cosmos perspective, nothing really matters, winning / losing are all the same. If you lose it is because of bad karma and because you were destined to go through it"

OZ:

Let them know that they are under scrutiny:
"Our new hidden microphones and cameras will capture every word and act on the field which will be then scrutinised by a judiciary and also published on the net"

NZ:

Just Ignore them
"We really don't think there is any need for us to get into your heads"



Other suggestions ???

pomgolia..
'You're just like the Stock Exchange - You're all ordinaries"

Get a trepanning drill.

Call up Gary Pratt.

Merlin wrote:Call up Gary Pratt.

Surely only specific to Punter.

Drop some mints out of your pocket near the wicket just before the 1st ball

Or jelly beans?

Red wrote:

Merlin wrote:Call up Gary Pratt.

Surely only specific to Punter.

Get Punter and the rest follow (like the sheep they are).

This Aussie side lacks characters ...

Sledges that revolve around the player's family usually work a treat.......

Thats horace!