"WTF happened here" test matches

by PlanetPakistan Tue 07 Jul 2009, 22:08

Test matches which your team managed to lose out of NO WHERE

for PAK

- Hobart 1999 vs AUS
- Galle 2009 vs SL
- Faisalabad 1997 vs SA

by PearlJ Tue 07 Jul 2009, 22:17

Well Kolkata 2001 of course.

And Perth and Melbourne last year.

by doctorspin Tue 07 Jul 2009, 22:18

Adelaide 2007 suicide

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles albino

.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

by PearlJ Tue 07 Jul 2009, 22:23

doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

Just watched my DVD of that yesterday. Good times.

by JKLever Tue 07 Jul 2009, 22:24

doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

You can add the 1st test in Pak 2006, and the recent 1st test in India to those...

by doctorspin Tue 07 Jul 2009, 22:25

PearlJ wrote:
doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

Just watched my DVD of that yesterday. Good times.

FARK OFF!!!!! boxer

(while Doc rumages around for his Ashes 2005 DVD)

by doctorspin Tue 07 Jul 2009, 22:27

JKLever wrote:
doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

You can add the 1st test in Pak 2006, and the recent 1st test in India to those...

Well re. Pakistan, it could be argued that we do know HTF that happened.....I recall it was the very liberal use of the FARKIN sweep shot and no-one seemed to learn from the terrible demise of all the batsmen who fell to it before they came out to sweep....bunch of QUNTS!!

by embee Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:10

doctorspin wrote:
PearlJ wrote:
doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

Just watched my DVD of that yesterday. Good times.

FARK OFF!!!!! (while Doc rumages around for his Ashes 2005 DVD)

I just watch the Lords Test 5 times ...normality resumed

by G.Wood Wed 08 Jul 2009, 01:29

I put myself through highlights of the 2005 2nd test for some reason. I felt sure Bung and Kaspa were going to get there this time.

by doctorspin Wed 08 Jul 2009, 02:19

embee wrote:
doctorspin wrote:
PearlJ wrote:
doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

Just watched my DVD of that yesterday. Good times.

FARK OFF!!!!! (while Doc rumages around for his Ashes 2005 DVD)

I just watch the Lords Test 5 times ...normality resumed

Hah! Lords 2005...a flash in the pan, McG's last real Hurrah...Swansong if you like (well in England anyways)....and all because that dastardly slope assisted him.......and you are telling me that Lee's C&B of Strausser in the 2nd knock was clean...after the seam took out half the outfield as Lee slid along????? Once we got onto the flat the real quality shone through...... clown

Anyways...how much had Warney's proxy bet on an England win at Edgebaston when he ~~kicked over his stumps~~ was out hit wicket?

by PlanetPakistan Wed 08 Jul 2009, 02:45

doctorspin wrote:
JKLever wrote:
doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

You can add the 1st test in Pak 2006, and the recent 1st test in India to those...

Well re. Pakistan, it could be argued that we do know HTF that happened.....I recall it was the very liberal use of the FARKIN sweep shot and no-one seemed to learn from the terrible demise of all the batsmen who fell to it before they came out to sweep....bunch of QUNTS!!

think you are confusing test 1 with test 3

by doctorspin Wed 08 Jul 2009, 02:52

PlanetPakistan wrote:
doctorspin wrote:
JKLever wrote:
doctorspin wrote:Adelaide 2007

551 dec FFS!!!

Ponting 35....Giles.....FFS!!!!!!!..........Ponting 142 C Jones B Hoggard......FFS!!!!!!!

You can add the 1st test in Pak 2006, and the recent 1st test in India to those...

Well re. Pakistan, it could be argued that we do know HTF that happened.....I recall it was the very liberal use of the FARKIN sweep shot and no-one seemed to learn from the terrible demise of all the batsmen who fell to it before they came out to sweep....bunch of QUNTS!!

think you are confusing test 1 with test 3

Quite possibly, it became all a dreadful sweeping blur of abject incompetence and lack of application

by Zat Wed 08 Jul 2009, 03:23

Well, Headingley 1981 has to be almost the top of Australia's list.

by The One Wed 08 Jul 2009, 04:29

barbados 1997
madras 1999
calcutta 1999
bangalore 2005
bombay 2006
sydney 2008

by DJ_Smerk Wed 08 Jul 2009, 05:47

Personally, we should have whitewashed Pakistan in 2005.

by Zat Wed 08 Jul 2009, 06:02

racist

by Batman Wed 08 Jul 2009, 09:22

Let's see. Off the memory:

*Losing to Pak at Kolkotta in 2000
*Near action replay of the same test seen in the 3rd test in Pak in 2006
*Barbados test 1997
*Losing the second test to Zim in harare in 2001

by Chivalry Augustus Wed 08 Jul 2009, 10:26

England have a WTF happened here Test every time they tour. Adelaide Down Under, the other four Tests down under, Sabina Park in the recent Windies tour, 1st Test in India the tour before that, 1st Test in NZ last time we were there, 1st Test in Pak last time we were there. LITERALLY every tour.

When we were in SL maybe less so but we were skittled for under 100 in a rain-affected draw, lost three wickets in an over clinging on, all this after we got thrashed even after Hoggard's miracle burst on the opening day in the 1st Test.