Re: Mitch's mother claims his 'bitchy' girlfriend stole him.

by taipan Thu 09 Jul 2009, 10:13

Red wrote:
taipan wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:"it's claimed that there's trouble between Lara Bingle and some of the other Aussie partners."

Must be true then.
I

If red says it's true, it's true.

I'm glad you recognise the veracity of my posts.

I'm glad you recognise the sarcasm in mine.

by Zat Thu 09 Jul 2009, 11:26

taipan wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:"it's claimed that there's trouble between Lara Bingle and some of the other Aussie partners."

Must be true then.

If red ~~says it's true~~ cuts and pastes it from some dodgy website, it's true.

Fixed.

by Henry Thu 09 Jul 2009, 12:26

Fred Nerk wrote:"it's claimed that there's trouble between Lara Bingle and some of the other Aussie partners."

Must be true then.

Well well. Look who's come out of his cave.

by Nath Thu 09 Jul 2009, 12:33

Zat wrote:
taipan wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:"it's claimed that there's trouble between Lara Bingle and some of the other Aussie partners."

Must be true then.

If red ~~says it's true~~ cuts and pastes it from some dodgy website, it's true.
Fixed.

it's on "teh Internetz", it must be true!

by Zat Thu 09 Jul 2009, 12:36

by Batman Thu 09 Jul 2009, 18:28

Damn! And here I opened this thread, thinking it was about Gary, his mum and his new found lady luv and all the explosive possibilities the basement was churning out...

Laughing

by Fred Nerk Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:29

Henry wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:"it's claimed that there's trouble between Lara Bingle and some of the other Aussie partners."

Must be true then.

Well well. Look who's come out of his cave.

Yes Trev, I'm back, resuming the unending battle against WUMs, gossip artists, attention junkies, grand poo-bahs, and all other forum pests.

by taipan Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:30

Fred Nerk wrote:
Henry wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:"it's claimed that there's trouble between Lara Bingle and some of the other Aussie partners."

Must be true then.

Well well. Look who's come out of his cave.

Yes Trev, I'm back, resuming the unending battle against WUMs, gossip artists, attention junkies, grand poo-bahs, and all other forum pests.

Well, that's us told.

by Zat Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:35

taipan wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:
Henry wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:"it's claimed that there's trouble between Lara Bingle and some of the other Aussie partners."

Must be true then.

Well well. Look who's come out of his cave.

Yes Trev, I'm back, resuming the unending battle against WUMs, gossip artists, attention junkies, grand poo-bahs, and all other forum pests.

Well, that's us told.

Yeah, I'm intrigued about who exactly Nerky will not be battling against.

by Fred Nerk Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:38

Started wondering that myself, some time between hitting 'send' and the mouse coming back up.

Which category did Taips think he was?

by taipan Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:41

Fred Nerk wrote:Started wondering that myself, some time between hitting 'send' and the mouse coming back up.

Which category did Taips think he was?

More to the point Nerkie, which one did you think I was?

by tac Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:42

the lonely qunts what's missus is getting shagged silly by a zulu group?

by Zat Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:44

Fred Nerk wrote:Started wondering that myself, some time between hitting 'send' and the mouse coming back up.

'Little Nerk' on an excursion?

by taipan Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:45

tac wrote:the lonely qunts what's missus is getting shagged silly by a zulu group?

Ah the missus has clearly deflated again.

I have an old bicycle puncture repair kit.....

by tac Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:46

3 words: too farkin easy

by Fred Nerk Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:47

taipan wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:Started wondering that myself, some time between hitting 'send' and the mouse coming back up.

Which category did Taips think he was?

More to the point Nerkie, which one did you think I was?

I didn't have you in mind at all. Sorry.

by Zat Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:47

taipan wrote:
tac wrote:the lonely qunts what's missus is getting shagged silly by a zulu group?

Ah the missus has clearly deflated again.

I have an old bicycle puncture repair kit.....

tac wrote:3 words: too farkin easy

And her last three words: Phurt! Phurt! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFurt!

by tac Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:47

ride me, soldier!

by taipan Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:49

Fred Nerk wrote:
taipan wrote:
Fred Nerk wrote:Started wondering that myself, some time between hitting 'send' and the mouse coming back up.

Which category did Taips think he was?

More to the point Nerkie, which one did you think I was?

I didn't have you in mind at all. Sorry.

Ah, a vote of confidence.

by Zat Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:50

tac wrote:ride me, soldier!

You bought an inflatable woman with the speech simulator?

by tac Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:51

No, I just borrowed your missus . . .

by Zat Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:51

You couldn't have. She has a fear of basements.

by tac Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:52

fair enough . . . and on that note I need some dinner before the first session kicks off . . . .

by Zat Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:54

Got the fava beans and chianti ready?

by tac Fri 10 Jul 2009, 09:54

wtf? more like chop and 2 veg

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