England drop Strauss

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WHAT????????

Well TF there's no sign of Rampracash .

Merlin wrote:Well TF there's no sign of Rampracash .

Depends how much of a bitter sh!t you are about someone leaving your County side. If so, certainly.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Merlin wrote:Well TF there's no sign of Rampracash .

Depends how much of a bitter sh!t you are about someone leaving your County side. If so, certainly.

'ere we go - FFS Fink stop sounding like a stuck record ....
Read my posts - several of them - I have sung the guy's praises throughout - but am dead against him touring because, regardless of what he's achieved the last 2 seasons in CC, he has had his opportunities in the past ... lots of them ... and he's failed.

The England management would be laughed at if they went againt their policy of youth and picked Ramps... and then, when he failed (as he would surely have done under pressure) - it would go to prove what twots they were.

TOO BIG A GAMBLE.... and nowt to do with switching counties.
Kapiche?

Merlin wrote:
Depends how much of a bitter sh!t you are about someone leaving your County side. If so, certainly.

'ere we go - FFS Fink stop sounding like a stuck record ....
Read my posts - several of them - I have sung the guy's praises throughout - but am dead against him touring because, regardless of what he's achieved the last 2 seasons in CC, he has had his opportunities in the past ... lots of them ... and he's failed.

The England management would be laughed at if they went againt their policy of youth and picked Ramps... and then, when he failed (as he would surely have done under pressure) - it would go to prove what twots they were.

TOO BIG A GAMBLE.... and nowt to do with switching counties.
Kapiche?[/quote]

Oh, I'd totally see your point of view, were I not to know how venomously bitter you were about him leaving 'the glory land, where sh!t players can do no wrong'.

Think whatever you like, you sad munter ...
After all, you know everything .... coz Lags tell you so
Right?

Merlin wrote:
Think whatever you like, you sad munter ...
After all, you know everything .... coz Lags tell you so
Right?

Nope. Though, were he to send me something that was then confirmed less than two weeks later, I may well get an inkling or two.

Seems I've rattled you so much that you feel the need to constantly bring it up.

Which is a shame... for you... because you're looking like a real c0ck, but when's that ever stopped you in the past, I suppose.

Jesus ...
YOU drag up the sh!te about Ramps and my previous with him - and then turn it round like it's all my fault FFS.
You really are a prize illogical prat Finky.
Now enough ...okay - or else Dello's gonna be on our case.

So all the money Ramps spent on getting journo's to tout him as a possible selection has come to nowt?

Merlin wrote:Jesus ...
YOU drag up the sh!te about Ramps and my previous with him - and then turn it round like it's all my fault FFS.
You really are a prize illogical prat Finky.
Now enough ...okay - or else Dello's gonna be on our case.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you brought up Lagaan, he has f**k all to do with you or me bar what he's told me. Everyone knows you're a giant, enormous one-eye. An Arsenal fan: "Man U don't play good football", Middlesex: "Wahey, look how my sh!t boys won us the CB Series" etc. This list is long. Where's Lagaan come into it? He doesnt? Well, that seems pretty logical to me in that case.

Stop being one-eyed and I wont bring it up. Otherwise, some Lagaan snipe is only going to get you the usual.

**quivers in boots whilst tipping forelock, backing away and bowing low to the Fink person who claims to knows everything**

BTW ... The "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" was very very impressive!

MSISIMBT

Merlin wrote:**quivers in boots whilst tipping forelock, backing away and bowing low to the Fink person who claims to knows everything**

BTW ... The "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" was very very impressive!

Incredibly inane sarcasm in rebuttal to concise, if disdainful, post?
Good stuff Merlin, good stuff. You missed: 'take your pills' :o :silent:
But other than that, the response was pathetic and standard I suppose.

embee wrote:MSISIMBT

WWHCOS

WoolWorths Have Cornflakes On Special...Thanks , Merlo

No worries - glad you worked it out, you clever little thing.

embee wrote:WoolWorths Have Cornflakes On Special...Thanks , Merlo

I thought it was "Wide Wally Harsh Call On Statham".

It has to be one of these:

Willy Wonka Hates Children On Strudel

Sweet-making genius has sensationally revealed that he dislikes putting 'Children Sauce' on his strudel, stating that his trademarked 'Wobbly Wustard' is much better.

"It tastes too meaty. I much prefer my Wobbly Wustard. It's sweeter and makes you hallucinate."

Wobbly Wustard is believed to be akin to blancmange laced with LSD.

More to follow.

Willy Wonka Hates "Churlish" Oompa-Loompa Stance

Willy Wonka, of the Chocolate Factory conglomerate has slated a sector of his employees for going on strike, demanding better wages.

"It's ridiculous. I get these little fellas in, give them fun work to do and this is how they show their gratitude! I mean, I let them sing silly songs as they work - even when visitors are present. They must think this place is a holiday camp. They're just being churlish."

It is believed that the Oompa-Loompas are tired of being paid in weird sweet-style narcotics and the currency 'Mazbogroodie'; it is yet to be allowed for use outside the factory where they all work.

A representative from the Short-Arses Union stated:

"Members of our union are unsatisfied with the dangerous work they undertake and their wage-structure and benefits."

He added:

"Workers are sick of eating different sweets they get as their wages and ending up in a puddle of drool somewhere, not knowing what has gone on. Further to this, they want to do normal things, which they cannot without being given normal money. They can't even buy a Pukka pie and go down the local for a pint."

It has yet to be ascertained how long the strike will continue.

Wonder Woman's Hairy Clam on Show


An exhibition from the female superhero of her rare bearded mollusc ...

Batfink Begins wrote:

Merlin wrote:Well TF there's no sign of Rampracash .

Depends how much of a bitter sh!t you are about someone leaving your County side. If so, certainly.

100% bitter, thanks.

Aye, on reflection - bugger it ... same here.
Thanks

Summary: One ex-Middlesex player and one current Middlesex player shafted. Sussex, Northamptonshire and Durham are now the powerhouses of English cricket.

Danny - not nearly enough crowing over Swann's elevation.

All that remains is for Vaughan to wrench his knee again, and for Strauss to waltz into the vacancy that creates.

One Middlesex player was shafted to make way for another Middlesexian.

Unless you're talking about the criminal lack of Ben Scott...

lardbucket wrote:Summary: One ex-Middlesex player and one current Middlesex player shafted.

But another one elevated! Hurrah for Ace!