Feltch: Fred let me down

Let me dust off my magic merging spell.

Hocus pocus, fiddle-de-dee...

Bah. The title was incorrectly spelt. WTF is a Feltch anyway? Is it supposed to be funny.

*googles it*

FFS, how do people know these things? That's just disgusting.

Feltch:

The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.


and


Feltching:

The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.

Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.

Just because you Googled it doesn't mean you had to post it.

As previously stated.... stating the obvious.

Can't blame Fletcher. Flintoff DID let him down. What sort of professional sportsman goes out on the p!ss constantly during the most important series of his career, gets bollocked for it, then does it again a few months later during a World Cup tournament.

Fred - great player, but total clown.

Strauss should've been captain in the Ashes. Everyone knew it. Everyone said it. But Orange Dave had other ideas, i.e. pandering to public opinion (as he has done through his reign as ECB Chief Arselicker).

Yes LLL, I really needed to know that.

The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.

This thread is proving educational, but one question: Do fans of this activity use toothbrushes?

tac wrote:

Rob I wrote:

tac wrote:how the pressure might impact him.

Impact upon him.

That's not right either. How can pressure impact upon something? Pressure can crush but it cannot cause an impact.

Sorry, Rob I, if I knew English wasn't your first language I would have used simpler language. In place of "impact" just think "have a profound effect on".

If you have any other comprehension problems, just ask.

It seems that I can contruct sentences in my second language more correctly than you can in your first.

It seems that I can contruct sentences in my second language more correctly than you can in your first.

Don't want to be pedantic, but...

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Bah. The title was incorrectly spelt. WTF is a Feltch anyway? Is it supposed to be funny.

*googles it*

FFS, how do people know these things? That's just disgusting.

Feltch:

The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.


and


Feltching:

The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.

Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.

And to think, LLL, you and your "loved one" thought you'd been doing something new and "special" . . .

*bump*

Have we tired of Freddie so soon?

tac wrote:*bump*

Have we tired of Freddie so soon?

Yes