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Post by JKLever Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:21

they've even given him his own smiley clown
Heck, they've even got one for Sarah too pig

And taily cyclops
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:27

JKLever wrote:they've even given him his own smiley clown
Heck, they've even got one for Sarah too pig

And taily cyclops

The clown is apt for Lord.
Sarah is more of a bitter shrew. Have we got one of them?
I'd say that Timothy would be more suited to the one-eye.
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Post by rosydaysarefew Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:35

I like the clown.
I would like the elephant to be less phallic, though. It disturbs me.

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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:42

I love you That's for you Becky!
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Post by JKLever Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:45

A bit smoother than Danny...
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Post by rosydaysarefew Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:48

I swear I never used to get cracked onto this often. Did everyone suddenly injure their right hand or something?

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Post by JKLever Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:51

Angela hasn't been around for a bit - they've just been short of female forumming lately.

It's a bit like you're wandering round a prison with no clothes on - they just cant help it.
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:52

rosydaysarefew wrote:I swear I never used to get cracked onto this often. Did everyone suddenly injure their right hand or something?


Funny you should ask. I saved my cousin from a fall down the stairs last Wednesday. As it happened all of a sudden I got a touch of 'subluxation'. That's partial dislocation of the shoulder to me and you. Didn't go to the doctor's til Friday evening to have it popped back in. Therefore it's more sore than it should be.



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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:54

JKLever wrote:Angela hasn't been around for a bit - they've just been short of female forumming lately.

It's a bit like you're wandering round a prison with no clothes on - they just cant help it.

Not at all my jock/chav amigo. I'm a filthbag. That is all.
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Post by rosydaysarefew Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:54

Like beasts in the field. You, of course, are above such base nonsense JK.

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Post by JKLever Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:55

Naturally...
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Post by rosydaysarefew Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:56

Batfink Begins wrote:Funny you should ask. I saved my cousin from a fall down the stairs last Wednesday. As it happened all of a sudden I got a touch of 'subluxation'. That's partial dislocation of the shoulder to me and you. Didn't go to the doctor's til Friday evening to have it popped back in. Therefore it's more sore than it should be.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder!
Lovely. Why on earth did you wait that long? Even partial dislocation puts a lot of people into shock.


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Post by skully Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:57

Oy, old spiffs, this is all a bit English cliquey, isn't it? WTF are you lot going on about?? It really ISN'T a pity Lags isn't here, surely??
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Post by JKLever Mon 03 Sep 2007, 13:59

Batfink Begins wrote:

Not at all my jock/chav amigo. I'm a filthbag. That is all.

You are Lucky Pierre and I claim my £10...

Why did I think you were Vikas Bhatt?
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:00

rosydaysarefew wrote:Lovely. Why on earth did you wait that long? Even partial dislocation puts a lot of people into shock.

I just thought it was a 'tweak'. Twas funny the way the popped it back in. Was also funny they gave me a stick to bite on beforehand. Modern medicine eh...
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Post by JKLever Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:00

skully wrote:Oy, old spiffs, this is all a bit English cliquey, isn't it? WTF are you lot going on about?? It really ISN'T a pity Lags isn't here, surely??

Clique and Lags in the same sentence - now theres a novelty :D

Hows this forum for you Skully, still stuck in 1985?
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:01

JKLever wrote:
Batfink Begins wrote:

Not at all my jock/chav amigo. I'm a filthbag. That is all.

You are Lucky Pierre and I claim my £10...

Why did I think you were Vikas Bhatt?

Coz you're so thick that you can't remember the 7,000+ posts I made on C4 under the name 'Batfink Returns'?
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:02

JKLever wrote:A bit smoother than Danny...

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Post by rosydaysarefew Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:03

Were you particularly proud of that riposte there?

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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:05

rosydaysarefew wrote:Were you particularly proud of that riposte there?

Um, not sure. Need I be?
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Post by JKLever Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:05

Batfink Begins wrote:
JKLever wrote:
Batfink Begins wrote:

Not at all my jock/chav amigo. I'm a filthbag. That is all.

You are Lucky Pierre and I claim my £10...

Why did I think you were Vikas Bhatt?

Coz you're so thick that you can't remember the 7,000+ posts I made on C4 under the name 'Batfink Returns'?

Or, alternatively those 7000 posts contained very little worth remembering Razz
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Post by skully Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:05

Gruesome stuff indeed LP. I have been pummelled by a chiro for an hour this arvo to click a few lower back and neck vertebrae into place, and I can hardly farkin walk. A dislocation sounds charming. Shocked
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Post by tac Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:07

skully wrote:Gruesome stuff indeed LP. I have been pounded up the clacker by zimmy for an hour thisarvo pretending to click a few lower back and neck vertebrae into place, and I can hardly farkin walk. A dislocation sounds charming. Shocked

Time for confessions it seems.
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:07

JKLever wrote:
Or, alternatively those 7000 posts contained very little worth remembering Razz

Well, I can't remember a single one of them so why should you Wink
Probably something about Dave Sales being 'dead great' and something about 'Swanny for England'.
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Post by rosydaysarefew Mon 03 Sep 2007, 14:08

Batfink Begins wrote:
rosydaysarefew wrote:Were you particularly proud of that riposte there?

Um, not sure. Need I be?
So good you offered it twice...

skully, are chiropractors not quackmerchants then?

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