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Post by Henry Wed 16 Dec 2009, 01:59

Life is good.
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Post by embee Wed 16 Dec 2009, 02:03

...but you'll miss the cricket
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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 16 Dec 2009, 02:04

Human Trafficking again, Henry?


When will you learn, it's not big and it's not clever.
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Post by Henry Wed 16 Dec 2009, 02:05

Highlights baby!
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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 16 Dec 2009, 02:06

Henry wrote:Highlights baby!



Blondes have more fun?
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Post by Batman Wed 16 Dec 2009, 02:52

DJ_Smerk wrote:
Henry wrote:Highlights baby!



Blondes have more fun?

There are blonde sheep?
Shocked
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Post by furriner Wed 16 Dec 2009, 02:54

Hooray Henry. Smile

Always wanted to say that, in context if possible.
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Post by embee Wed 16 Dec 2009, 03:05

Batman wrote:
DJ_Smerk wrote:
Henry wrote:Highlights baby!



Blondes have more fun?

There are blonde sheep?
Shocked

What colour do you think most wool is?
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Post by tac Wed 16 Dec 2009, 04:07

chics always feel safe with Trev
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Post by PlanetPakistan Wed 16 Dec 2009, 04:51

Tiger Trev!

well played
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Post by furriner Wed 16 Dec 2009, 05:26

More like well paid in Tiger's case.

I'm outta here.
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Post by prasad14 Wed 16 Dec 2009, 05:36

Hoping he does not have to pay like Tiger afterwards!

And yeah...post some photos or it didn't happen.

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Post by Batman Wed 16 Dec 2009, 05:49

prasad14 wrote:Hoping he does not have to pay like Tiger afterwards!

And yeah...post some photos or it didn't happen.

Photoshopped photos?
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Post by Merlin Wed 16 Dec 2009, 07:30

Go for it Trev!
Lotsa whispering of "Ik hou van jou" combined with a drop of advocat helps ...
But make sure the clogs don't get in the way ....
Veel geluk !

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Post by taipan Wed 16 Dec 2009, 07:32

Ek het jou lief would work better
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Post by Merlin Wed 16 Dec 2009, 07:35

taipan wrote:Ek het jou lief would work better
Mine is basic "enough to get by" Dutch taips ...
...what's your translation then ...?

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Post by taipan Wed 16 Dec 2009, 07:37

The normal basic I love you
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Post by Merlin Wed 16 Dec 2009, 07:44

taipan wrote:The normal basic I love you
Hmmm .. okay - will add that to the dog-eared phrase book!
You're not selling me a bit of afrikaans schmutter are you?

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Post by taipan Wed 16 Dec 2009, 07:51

Er.

Ek = I
Het = have
jou = you
lief = love

Pretty basic
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Post by skully Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:17

How would "schudden mijn ballen" go down?
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Post by taipan Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:27

skully wrote:How would "schudden mijn ballen" go down?

Would be more the case of her going down
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Post by skully Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:51

So the desired effect then?

My recently retired boss has a Dutch wife (10 years his junior - barsteward) and has worked hard on mastering the lingo. He reckons it's hard but my Google dabbling seems to suggest it's fairly logical.

Of course, I could be "praten uit mijn reet".
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Post by Invader Zim Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:07

Wow, it's been awhile since I've seen an 'I'm a sad lonely farker who's only chances of getting close to a woman is in a situation that has nothing to do with my own making' thread from Mudgekins.

Right up there with the stories he was telling about how he was shooting an 'advert' and the actresses where all coming on to him.
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Post by Henry Thu 17 Dec 2009, 01:41

Aww, jealous Zim? Here you go-

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Post by G.Wood Thu 17 Dec 2009, 01:50

So that's what you ended up taking home?
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