So, is Australia the best team in the world again?

Series victories against the Windies and Pakistan. Surely they're back to the top of the tree now?

Ricky Ponting has done enough to suggest that he's the finest captain going around at the moment, and Nathan Hauritz is proving to be without peer as a spin bowler. Haddin's catch to dismiss Salman Butt must surely put to bed the doubt over whether he is the finest gloveman in world cricket.

They're the best team in the world by a distance. Datylight second, and India third. Aus would have comfortably beaten India in late 2008 if it wasn't for those f*cking over rate requirements, would have smashed South Africa if the bowlers had just bowled a good line and length in crucial moments, and they would have retained the ashes too if that f*cking Monty Panesar hadn't cheated by showing a sound defence with the bat at the end of the first test.

Yes, Australia is without doubt way ahead of the pack again.

By Malcolm Conn

Thanks Trev ...I dont need to read tomorrows papers now

You know it's true.

Deary me, Trev. That bitter pill in your throat must be bigger than your black mate's c0ck.

yes, skull, but that black mate's c0ck enters his throat from the other end . . .

That's one biiiig black c0ck then.

Trev is very short . . .

tac wrote:yes, skull, but that black mate's c0ck enters his throat from the other end . . .

Eek!!!

tac wrote:Trev is very short . . .

Of course, the 2 of you have met.

taipan wrote:

tac wrote:Trev is very short . . .

Of course, the 2 of you have met.

Does that mean tac has a black c0ck?

It should be black, zatty . . anything that big just should be black . . .

Black, and made of latex, with a slot for batteries to power the vibrating motor, right?

Trev getting some black cock ...shouldnt this be on the "not a great day for black people thread"...

That's now the NFL thread, isn't it?

Zat wrote:That's now the NFL thread, isn't it?

Yep, this board is truly a wondrous place

Wow, a bunch of grown men talking about black cocks on an internet forum.


That's pretty gay.

Henry wrote:That's pretty gay.

So said the expert.

Henry wrote:Wow, a bunch of grown men talking about black cocks on an internet forum.


That's pretty gay.

I was talking about the bitter lump in your throat, Trev. It's very hard to swallow it, ay?

I imagine Trev would've been crowing like a crowy old crowy thing if Aus had've lost.

skully wrote:I imagine Trev would've been crowing like a crowy old crowy thing if Aus had've lost.

Have I actually done that before?

Never, Trev. You are always glowing about all things Aus.

Oh, FFS skully, I'd only just got my bullshit detector fixed and you have to go and do that...

Well I can't recall rubbing your noses in it when you were beaten wonderfully in the ashes, or when South Africa beat you with some great cricket on your home soil, or when India beat you because Ponting was so inept.......

Rub all you like, mate. I'll just come back with a "Well played, chaps", as I always do.

skully wrote:Rub all you like, mate.

Saying that to the wrong people could cost you money...