South Africa v England, 4th Test, Jo’burg, Jan 14-18

Thought his leather chaps didn't cover the butt.

Designed-for-purpose, obviously.

He caters to his market as the king of CA leather. San Francisco and all that!

Yes, it all fits together, like Paul Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzpaul.

Probably a good thing they don't make cricket gear.

Well, I'm guessing he makes fark all, except for bullsh!t statements on t'internet.

skully wrote:Well, I'm guessing he makes fark all, except for bullsh!t statements on t'internet.

That's a crime in this part of the world. Hence why I'm cutting down.

Well Smerkle, it was more a statement on the fact that Farks has aligned himself with some sort of leather fashion accessory company in the US of A. He apparently actually plays no part in the actual production of the product, but simply sits in a back room tinkering with said company's web site.

So basically he is some non-descript barge-arse who sits at the PC all day, mostly posting paranoid bullsh!t about the country he lives in and it's effect on his home country.

What a fat c0ck.

He sits in the back room, playing with his nearly 46-year-old cock that's never been used, except to take a piss.

Careful Zog, he'll jump through your monitor and punch the living sh!t out of you. Apparently 6' 4", 250 kg leathermen can do that.

Or he'll nuke you with radiation from his 5 TVs, all owned by his Mum.

skully wrote:Careful Zog, he'll jump through your monitor and punch the living sh!t out of you. Apparently 6' 4", 250 kg leathermen can do that.

Or he'll nuke you with radiation from his 5 TVs, all owned by his Mum.

.....and have you spirited away by one of his black helicopters.

Nah, they aren't his black helicopters, they are the CIA's come to steal Farky's latest mens leather "party" gear designs.

5 TVs in one backroom? No wonder he wears all that leather - he'd glow in the dark otherwise.

5 gay porn channels at once?

More leather.

[Farky]Mmmmm...leather...mmmmm[/Farky]

That's more than a little disturbing, skulls.

So is Farky a gimp?

He's Sidhu's twin brother.

I'm steering clear of this stoush thanks.

So, them Yarps, ay - going pretty good in BanIndia, ay?

And Farky's still a bat fastard.

It's no stoush. It's sole goal from it's first post here was to post after me looking for a wind up. The trend of it posting after me continues whenever it appears, so it's an assumption.

As for fat bastards, there's an army of them.

Meh, let it slide.

Yes, an army for sure, but one or two of them are more stick-pokable than others.

It doesn't bother me. I have a suspicion that Red and Sidhu are related in some way.

But it's fun to carry a big stick.

Ugh, Sunday morning chores in 95% humidity. Jebus, the backyard is wet after over 12 inches of rain in the past week.

Sounds like perfect conditions to turn up the air con and watch the cricket from the Gabba.