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Post by tac Wed 20 Jan 2010, 10:55

eh?
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Post by skully Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:23

Wellington Boots?
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Post by tac Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:24

I'm thinking the unmarried mum was Demmy . . . . explains the Cardiff trip . . .
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Post by embee Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:32

RD's bought a school uniform and is moving to Middlesborough
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Post by tac Wed 20 Jan 2010, 11:33

hehehe . . .
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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:02

I'm not even sure how to react anymore.


Sooner or later we'll get into fragile territory. Tac is slowly moving from sheep to mothers and other things, and to be quite honest, it's quite scary.

Especially, when my name is brought up during mid-coitus.
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Post by JKLever Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:11

He's grooming you for later...
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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:37

I'm not Skully and I'm certainly not RD.
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Post by Zat Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:43

What are you going to call the kid? Smerk junior? Smerk II?

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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:44

Smk. II.
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Post by G.Wood Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:46

DJ_Smerk wrote:I'm not even sure how to react anymore.


Sooner or later we'll get into fragile territory. Tac is slowly moving from sheep to mothers and other things, and to be quite honest, it's quite scary.

Especially, when my name is brought up during mid-coitus.

I thought tac was going soft on you. I mean he could have inferred you were the mother
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Post by Zat Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:54

DJ_Smerk wrote:Especially, when my name is brought up during mid-coitus.
tac's calling out Smerk's name during coitus? How does Smerk know? Are tac and Smerk lovers? The new plot twists to come in the human soap opera that is Flaming Bails.

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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:56

shrug
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Post by G.Wood Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:58

I think tac saying "wipe that smirk off your face" when he drops his draws hardly qualifies as calling out smerkle's name mid-coitus
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Post by Zat Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:59

But the question still remains, how does Smerk know?

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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:01

I'm friends with Tac's mum.
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Post by G.Wood Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:01

Clearly, how else would his mum get smerk on her face?
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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:04

G.Wood wrote:Clearly, how else would his mum get smerk on her face?



I sometimes notice Skully pottering around the garden.
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Post by tac Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:34

G.Wood wrote:I think tac saying "wipe that smirk off your face" when he drops his draws hardly qualifies as calling out smerkle's name mid-coitus

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Post by Zat Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:50

DJ_Smerk wrote:
G.Wood wrote:Clearly, how else would his mum get smerk on her face?



I sometimes notice Skully pottering around the garden.
Dressed as a chimp? Playing with a banana?

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Post by tac Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:52

Zat wrote:
DJ_Smerk wrote:
G.Wood wrote:Clearly, how else would his mum get smerk on her face?



I sometimes notice Skully pottering around the garden.
Dressed as a chimp? Playing with a banana?

Gorillas in the mist . . . . waving bananas . . . .
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Post by Zat Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:57

Can chimps go bald?

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Post by tac Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:58

you've never seen a chimp with a comb-over?
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Post by Zat Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:02

Does skully wearing a wig count?

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Post by Zat Wed 20 Jan 2010, 23:02

Or Donald Trump?

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