Are Matshelane and taipan the same person?
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skully- Number of posts : 106772
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I heard an unofficial sighting at the "qunt convention"
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Nath wrote:I heard an unofficial sighting at the "qunt convention"
Which would explain the exchanges heard by the maid from inside Room 240 at the Jo'burg Sheraton which included platitudes like "Why not just put a hosepipe in your car and save yourself this humiliation mate.." ...
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skully wrote:Has anyone seen them in the same room together?
No. The more curious case is the lack of response whenever Matshelene has shown up.
Could this be a case of not as much as an alternate ego as much as reverse stalking?
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Oh shit, it's alright everyone. I've got it.
Luckily I've watched both Sherlock Holmes and Poirot recently, so I'm back to being part-Columbo.
It's Vikas. Or at least it's a 'pen-pal' of Vikas' in SA. He's paid him a decent whack to do this.
Sweet.
Why not.
I've paid a decent whack to get black helicopters to fly over bucky's house....
Luckily I've watched both Sherlock Holmes and Poirot recently, so I'm back to being part-Columbo.
It's Vikas. Or at least it's a 'pen-pal' of Vikas' in SA. He's paid him a decent whack to do this.
Sweet.
Why not.
I've paid a decent whack to get black helicopters to fly over bucky's house....
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Brass Monkey wrote:Oh shit, it's alright everyone. I've got it.
Luckily I've watched both Sherlock Holmes and Poirot recently, so I'm back to being part-Columbo.
It's Vikas. Or at least it's a 'pen-pal' of Vikas' in SA. He's paid him a decent whack to do this.
Sweet.
Why not.
I've paid a decent whack to get black helicopters to fly over bucky's house....
You have a mystery on your hands detective, because I did not do it. For the simple reason he is not worth that kind of amount of bother. So put on yer thinking cap, pick up your pipe and the magnifying glass and git cracking on the case.....
Batman- Number of posts : 8881
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Exactly what a criminal mastermind would say. Although Moriarty did want old Holmes to know who he was.
I'm confused.
Time for a cigar, glass eye, maybe some opium, the finest Belgian chocolates and a bumbling assistant.
I'm confused.
Time for a cigar, glass eye, maybe some opium, the finest Belgian chocolates and a bumbling assistant.
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Saffer bitching is weird to say the least.
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JKLever wrote:Saffer bitching is weird to say the least.
Rumour has it that someone is going to join and villify you Lever. He's from Scotland, hates cricket and hates you even more.
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Brass Monkey wrote:JKLever wrote:Saffer bitching is weird to say the least.
Rumour has it that someone is going to join and villify you Lever. He's from Scotland, hates cricket and hates you even more.
I wouldn't have thought Gordon Brown had the time.
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Nah, it's Billy Connolly.
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Wouldn't be that Argie hating Scum-head Jock who likes his boots licked now, would it?Brass Monkey wrote:JKLever wrote:Saffer bitching is weird to say the least.
Rumour has it that someone is going to join and villify you Lever. He's from Scotland, hates cricket and hates you even more.
Wasn't aware he hated you too Leaver ... so be honoured that he does!
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Which one's Clark Kent?
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PeterCS wrote:Which one's Clark Kent?
A mix between Pat Butcher and Lou Rawls.
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Sarfraz Walton?
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Bumped for taips, who appears to have returned after a wee lay-off.
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Jock McHatescricketandlever wrote:
Fock oof Lever yooou crecket lovin' qunt
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