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Post by skully Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:00

...that thought prying open an oyster (something that can shred your fingers) and eating the snot inside, was good for a laugh?

I could equally ask the question about snails and asparugus. shrug
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Post by embee Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:01

I'd be in interested in who the first bloke to pry open an asparagus was ...
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Post by eowyn Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:07

Somebody who was very hungry.
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Post by taipan Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:08

eowyn wrote:Somebody who was very hungry.

Or needed help.
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Post by embee Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:12

What about the bloke that decided eating the menstrual cycle of a chicken was a good idea?
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Post by Guest Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:14

You ******

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Post by embee Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:14

....and the stupid cowherds wife who believed her husband wasn't trying to screw the cow when she caught him pulling on its udder
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Post by eowyn Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:15

embee wrote:What about the bloke that decided eating the menstrual cycle of a chicken was a good idea?

Somebody egged him on.....
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Post by tac Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:21

Is that meant to be a yolk?
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Post by eowyn Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:25

Not punny enough for you? I'll not boil it as long next time.....
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Post by embee Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:25

What about the first bloke to brew a pot of Kopi Luwak....WTF was he thinking?
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Post by Invader Zim Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:25

eowyn wrote:
embee wrote:What about the bloke that decided eating the menstrual cycle of a chicken was a good idea?

Somebody egged him on.....
Eggsactly.
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Post by tac Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:30

That's one to stick in your albumen . . .
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Post by Zat Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:31

Shell be right.

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Post by horace Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:35

who invented mayonnaise...and what led them to it
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Post by Zat Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:37

Demelza is the forum's mayo expert.

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Post by tac Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:38

Zat wrote:Demelza is the forum's mayo ex-spurt.
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Post by Zat Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:39

tac wrote:
Zat wrote:Demelza is the forum's mayo egg-spurt.

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Post by embee Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:40

Tell me when the eggs puns are ova ...
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Post by Zat Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:42

They won't be round long.

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Post by eowyn Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:44

Guess it's ova, the chicks are down...
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Post by Zat Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:45

They've been laid to rest then?

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Post by Invader Zim Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:47

Stop cracking yolks!
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Post by Zat Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:48

Don't worry, it'll be all white soon.

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Post by eowyn Tue 09 Dec 2008, 07:49

Don't be shellfish
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