Companies ruining my food

I'm really getting quite angry about all these healthy modifications to foods. Walkers have ruined their crisps by removing salt and cooking them in a 'healthy' oil, and thus now they taste rubbish. You can't make crisps healthy - if you want something healthy, eat some fruit. There are many other foods that have been ruined in this manner and it's really irritating.

If fat people can't moderate their own weight, let them die young. I want my unhealthier unhealthy foods back.

In any case, if you give an unlimited supply of only lettuce to a fat person, they will still manage to put on weight because they are greedy and lazy (OK, there is the odd exception, but 99.9% of fat bastards are).