The UN, Indian Govt. & the FBI are hot on my tail.

FBI INCONJUNCTION WITH INDIAN GOVERNMENT ON YOUR PENDING FUND

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary
general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious
that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $9.8million due to
past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for
their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund
all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your
end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and
Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the
current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Umaru Yar'Adua to boost
the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and
organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum,
Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes.

Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of
payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use
to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card
Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2014. Also
with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank
account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how
to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working
days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and
would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which
should expire by the end of March 2010 you will only need to pay $115 instead of
$420 saving you $305 So if you pay before March 28 2010 you save $305 Take note
that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely
a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if
you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to
spend is $115.00 Equ 8200/INR nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of
your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the
receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm
people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name : Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991598420403 (www.ups.com)
Name : Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991596606592
(www.ups.com)

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government,
The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and
clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $115.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping
your ATM card is $420 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D
which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international
shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the
fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $115 in india rupees is 8200/INR nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort! To effect the release of your fund valued at $9.8million you are advised to contact our correspondent in UPS office for delivery officer MR.WILL PROMISE with the information below,

Email:ups24hours@post.com
Telephone:0044-701-003-1792
You are adviced to contact him with the informations as stated below:

Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method ( ATM / Cashier Check )
Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is
sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving
you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the
next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Miss Donna Story
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact
with Mr. Williams Smith of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to
deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get
from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation

The last part must be the most ironic and hilarious part of the deal I suppose.



Anyone here on the forum who would like to become a millionaire at my expense is most welcome.
:laule:

It just gets better....

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Thanks for your collaboration.
Dr. Church Gate

is this spam your promoting batted one.

Must make a change from having the Buckwit on your tail....

When did batty lose his job again?

Where are the helicopters?

Taipworm in mistaking Freelancing and Entrepreunership for joblessness shock.


I'd take being 'jobless' any day over working in some discrepant store, fuelled with utter bitterness.....

"I'd take being 'jobless' any day over working in some discrepant store, fuelled with utter bitterness....."

batman - what is a discrepant store?

a mix between decrepit and disreputable?

Nice to see you got the joke Batty.