Re: The problem with this forum

by furriner Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:05

My mods:

JKL.
eowyn
Smerk
TO
PP
G Wood.

But with a condition attached: all mods (eowyn excepted fro obvious reasons) have to stroke the d*cks of zat, skulls and taipan on a weekly basis.

Because without these three the forum dies. But I doubt if they can be mods.

Sorry about including taips, Merlo. Razz

by skully Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:06

Chivalry Augustus wrote:Dark days are these. The Dark Lord is coming.

I thought Dello was leaving.

by lardbucket Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:08

furriner wrote:My mods:

JKL.
eowyn
Smerk
TO
PP
G Wood.

But with a condition attached: all mods (eowyn excepted fro obvious reasons) have to stroke the d*cks of zat, skulls and taipan on a weekly basis.

Because without these three the forum dies. But I doubt if they can be mods.

Sorry about including taips, Merlo.

You should have made merlo the English mod ...

by Merlin Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:10

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo suicide

I'd have you buggers to contend with then!

Furrie - and there was I thinking you had sense!

by lardbucket Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:11

No, you'd be too busy stroking taipan.

by tac Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:12

that would be a very "short" job of work, from what I hear . . .

by Merlin Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:12

lardbucket wrote:No, you'd be too busy stroking taipan.

Aye, with an electric probe.

by DJ_Smerk Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:13

A Big Brother style experience - 9 forummers are put into one house for 10 weeks.

Who wins?

by DJ_Smerk Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:13

A Big Brother style experience - 9 forummers are put into one house for 10 weeks.

Who wins?

by Shoeshine Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:13

I wonder if I'm one fo the few who've read Taipan.

by DJ_Smerk Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:13

How do you read Taipan's deliveries?

by Shoeshine Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:15

Like a Chinaman.

(Will he get it? My money's on "no").

by DJ_Smerk Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:15

Nice faith, Shoey. Qunt.

by Shoeshine Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:17

OK, you win - you did make me laugh there. Mad

by furriner Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:30

He did?

by DJ_Smerk Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:31

Obviously that was a lie.

by furriner Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:31

Well, prolly he was ranting about Merlin?

by Shoeshine Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:31

I know. I shall go and commit seppuku immediately. I'm not sure even that will erase the shame, but what can I say, I did indeed laugh. Embarassed

by DJ_Smerk Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:32

I thought only Merlin ranted about Merlin?

by DJ_Smerk Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:33

Shoeshine wrote:I know. I shall go and commit seppuku immediately. I'm not sure even that will erase the shame, but what can I say, I did indeed laugh.

It's the backhanded insults that make me happy to post here. Granted it's jaded happiness, but you know, there are some things in life that you just have to deal with.

by furriner Tue 06 Apr 2010, 00:39

Shoeshine wrote:I know. I shall go and commit seppuku immediately. I'm not sure even that will erase the shame, but what can I say, I did indeed laugh.

Oh my what a fine, 'refained', young man you are.

Others would have called it hara kiri, but not you, you cultured thing, you.