Horrie makes the news ....

Man, 94, 'masturbating with vacuum'

By staff writers

A 94-year-old Victorian man has been arrested, after being accused of molesting several young goats and a bizarre case of public sexual indecency involving a vacuum cleaner.
MyFOXMelbourne.com said Horrie Beep Beep Horace, was arrested last Thursday after a three-week investigation which started with a report that he had committed an act of public sexual indecency.

Victorian Police Chief Clouseau alleged Mr Horace was found in someone else's basement with a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants.

Further investigation led to accusations that Mr Horace had inappropriately touched a number of goats .

Mr Horace had been arrested for public sexual indecency, aggravated assault, goat rooting and trespass in a basement .

I think Fromage has us nailed with that new smiley.

a clear case of some youngster taking my name in vain....i am way too old and decrepid....my only interest in goats was the practices of various oracles

horace wrote:a clear case of some youngster taking my name in vain....i am way too old and decrepid....my only interest in goats was the practices of various oracles orifices

Fixed

horace wrote:a clear case of some youngster taking my name in vain....i am way too old and decrepid....my only interest in goats was the puncturing of various orifices

Hehehe, that's a snap.

taips and S - sheep and goats

I prefer Snakes and Ladders, h.

horace wrote:taips and S - sheep and goats

What a comeback. I am quivering in my boots

taipan wrote:

horace wrote:taips and S - sheep and goats

What a comeback. I am quivering in my boots

So are the sheep and goats

embee wrote:

taipan wrote:

horace wrote:taips and S - sheep and goats

What a comeback. I am quivering in my boots

So are the sheep and goats

You dress yours up?

Od Kiwi trick

If you put their legs in your boots it stops them getting away

embee wrote:Od Kiwi trick

If you put their legs in your boots it stops them getting away

I bow to your superior knowledge

just dont bow in front of a dubber ...

skully wrote:I prefer Snakes in my clacker, h.

Fixed.

Hehehe. Welcome back, qunt.

Good times.

Aye. Good times. I wonder if Zat ever looks in on FB as a guest

Dubbers, goats, the sheep, gummed up boots. All the threaded needed was mention of good schools and Nigel would self stikkied.

skully wrote:Good times.

For Horrie or the Goat??

Phurt .... Good times always for Horrie, tho prolly not for the young then 94 year old who nicked my name.

horace wrote:I wonder if Zat ever looks in on FB as a guest

I'm pretty sure he does from time to time. I dare say we have been quoted once or twice in his vocational activities.