Re: The Australian Federal Election 2010 Thread (III)

by skully Wed 08 Sep 2010, 10:38

Repeated from another thread where it was OT...

Meanwhile, Oakebarrel's electorate (with my home town at the centre) is royally shat off with the waffly one. Only 13% of the electorate voted for Labor but are now stuck with them again, because of him.

Perhaps they'll change their views slowly. I expect with each visit to see my dear old Mum, I'll see more and more streets paved with gold.

by Mick Sawyer Wed 08 Sep 2010, 23:17

And will Windsor and Katter be p!ssed off that Oakebarrel is likely to get a Ministry and they don't?

No.

by PeterCS Thu 09 Sep 2010, 01:13

It's just struck me.

Abbott gives the impression of someone the black helicopters have either visited and visibly shaken, or abducted and not yet returned.

by Mick Sawyer Thu 09 Sep 2010, 02:00

Abbott gives the impression of someone the black helicopters have either visited and visibly shaken, or abducted and not yet returned.

It was the helicopter folk who orchestrated his ascension to party leadership.

by JGK Thu 09 Sep 2010, 03:56

Unemployment falls again.

What a grouse government.

by Bradman Thu 09 Sep 2010, 04:47

JGK wrote:Unemployment falls again.

What a grouse government.

Yep! But it's all His Accidency's and Peter's work. applause

by embee Thu 09 Sep 2010, 05:21

Bradman wrote:
JGK wrote:Unemployment falls again.

What a grouse government.

Yep! But it's all His Accidency's and Peter's work.

It was for the month we had no government ...maybe the 3 amigos can keep reconsidering who to support for another 3 years ...It'll be farqued next month when employers realise Goose is still in charge of the books

by Mick Sawyer Thu 09 Sep 2010, 05:25

It'll be farqued next month when employers realise Goose is still in charge of the books

chuckle - reports of him pulling Windsor's whiskers don't bode well.

by Bradman Thu 09 Sep 2010, 05:27

embee wrote:
Bradman wrote:
JGK wrote:Unemployment falls again.

What a grouse government.

Yep! But it's all His Accidency's and Peter's work.

It was for the month we had no government ...maybe the 3 amigos can keep reconsidering who to support for another 3 years ...It'll be farqued next month when employers realise Goose is still in charge of the books

And I say again. If the boot was on the other foot the Mad Monk would be on his knees with Bob's dick(or a banana) in his mouth promising to build a brick wall around the country(the mainland that is, not the offshore islands some of which at low tide you can walk to) and letting anyone with a driver's licence buying a flame thrower.

by embee Thu 09 Sep 2010, 05:30

"promising to build a brick wall around the country"

It's the Libs Stimulus Package ....Building the Boat Stopping Revolution

by Bradman Thu 09 Sep 2010, 05:33

embee wrote:"promising to build a brick wall around the country"

It's the Libs Stimulus Package ....Building the Boat Stopping Revolution

Well I was thinking tariffs but both ideas are equally stupid. If Abbott thinks he can turn back the boats he should start thinking about a window seat at The Hague.

by JGK Fri 10 Sep 2010, 07:42

Oakshott rejects a ministry spot.

by Zat Fri 10 Sep 2010, 08:42

But once again, took his own sweet time to do so. I suspect he's a bit of an attention whore.

by skully Fri 10 Sep 2010, 08:57

Today's revelations that Oakebarrel spoke to Morris Iemma (when he was the Spiv Premier) about a State Labor Minstry position will go down like a lead balloon in his Electorate. The twit now claims to have no recollection of the discussion. Oh dear.

by taipan Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:46

Who won?

by skully Fri 10 Sep 2010, 21:48

The leftie pinko bad guys with the help of a bunch of Independents (to form a minority government) after both major parties secured 72 seats each. Oh well. shrug

by JGK Sat 11 Sep 2010, 03:55

Kruddy gets Foreign Affairs.

by skully Sat 11 Sep 2010, 04:52

by skully Sat 11 Sep 2010, 05:06

But I guess it solves the problem of awkward silences in the hallways of Parliament House with Julia. He'll be overseas as much as possible.

But how's his relationship with the "rat-farkers" in China gonna go?

by Bradman Sat 11 Sep 2010, 06:54

skully wrote:But I guess it solves the problem of awkward silences in the hallways of Parliament House with Julia. He'll be overseas as much as possible.

But how's his relationship with the "rat-farkers" in China gonna go?

Let's hope he keeps it up. The Chinese and the Indians could do with being taken down a peg or two. Either that or we can repeat the 'Pig Iron' Bob fiasco.

by skully Sat 11 Sep 2010, 08:53

Bwahahahahahaha. Yeah, that's gonna work. A p!ss-ant little country like us taking the Bannies and the Maoists down a peg or two. snigger

by Zat Sat 11 Sep 2010, 08:59

skully wrote:But I guess it solves the problem of awkward silences in the hallways of Parliament House with Julia. He'll be overseas as much as possible.

But how's his relationship with the "rat-farkers" in China gonna go?

Given the wafer-thin 'majority', Kaptain Krudd might not be overseas much.

by skully Sat 11 Sep 2010, 09:10

I wonder how many time he'll mutter "qunt" under his breath as he walks past Big Red in the corridor over the next 3 years.

by Zat Sat 11 Sep 2010, 10:23

He'll probably mutter 'ratfarquing bitch...'

by JGK Sat 11 Sep 2010, 15:14

FFS, Penny Wong as Finance Minister?

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