G Wood - An apology

Sorry for bringing the quality of the forum down.

Yeah.

I'm not the only one you need to apologise to

Nothing is ever enough for you is it!

I guess admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Still, could be worse, you could be horace

Gwoody's 16 step recovery programme to admitting you've ruined a forum.


Step 1: Admitting you have a problem
Step 2: errrrr, have we done admitting yet?

1.Admitt you are powerless over posting nonsense - that your forumming has become unmanageable.
2.Come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves (tac) could restore us to sanity.
3.Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of tac as we understood Him.
4.Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5.Admit to tac, to ourselves and to another forumer being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6.Be entirely ready to have tac expose all these defects of character.
7.Humbly asked Him to ridicule our shortcomings.
8.Make a list of all forummers we have harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9.Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would make the forum worse.
10.Continue to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11.Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with tac as we understood him to enable the sharing of goat porn
12.Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all

And the remaining 4?


Volume Two?

13. Repeat 3
14. Repeat 13
15. Repeat 14
16. Learn from Wide Wally

Is Woody the new forum Dalai Lama, and is taccy the new Buddha?

Don't tell tac about a llama, he'll be riding Woody in no time.

skully wrote:Is Woody the new forum Dalai Lama, and is taccy the new Buddha?

In a jungle of the senses DJ_Smerk and Tac the ripper. Love has no meaning, not where they come from. But we know pleasure is not that simple. Very little fruit is forbidden.

Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong. But you know evil is an exact science.
Being carefully correctly wrong

G.Wood wrote:

skully wrote:Is Woody the new forum Dalai Lama, and is taccy the new Buddha?

In a jungle of the senses DJ_Smerk and Tac the ripper. Love has no meaning, not where they come from. But we know pleasure is not that simple. Very little fruit is forbidden.

Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong. But you know evil is an exact science.
Being carefully correctly wrong

You working out of Nimbin at the moment????

G.Wood wrote:

skully wrote:Is Woody the new forum Dalai Lama, and is taccy the new Buddha?

In a jungle of the senses DJ_Smerk and Tac the ripper. Love has no meaning, not where they come from. But we know pleasure is not that simple. Very little fruit is forbidden.

Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong. But you know evil is an exact science.
Being carefully correctly wrong

Have you got a new desk calendar with all these weird and wonderful quotes? Or are you just on the blow?

I don't know why Smerk goes out of his way to attack me. I guess I am just an easy target.

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big Welsh nemesis, parthenogenesis
No-one move a muscle as the dead come home

WTF?

Woody is clearly on the iPad from the Normanby.

G.Wood wrote:

skully wrote:Is Woody the new forum Dalai Lamaington, and is taccy the new Buddha?

In a jungle of the senses DJ_Smerk and Tac the ripper. Love has no meaning, not where they come from. But we know pleasure is not that simple. Very little fruit is forbidden.

Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong. But you know evil is an exact science.
Being carefully correctly wrong

fixed

Absolutely mental stuff from RD. Made me grin from ear to ear, I need more.

I need someone a person to talk to, someone who'd care to love
Could it be you?
Could it be you?
The situation gets rough then I start to panic. It's not enough it's just a habit
hey kid you're sick well darling this is it

G.Wood wrote:I need someone a person to talk to, someone who'd care to love
Could it be you?
Could it be you?
The situation gets rough then I start to panic. It's not enough it's just a habit
hey kid you're sick well darling this is it

You're going off today - like a blister in the sun.

That was quick but not quite mental enough

eowyn wrote:That was quick but not quite mental enough

He could always quote a few lines from "Suzy is a headbanger".

Smerk feels like Greeks, tac feels like Romans. Centaurs and monkeys just cluster round them. They drink elixirs that were refined from the juices of the dying
They are not monsters, they're moral people and yet they have the strength to do this.
This is the splendour of their achievement. Call in the airstrike with a poison kiss

Welcome to Words to Live By by Woody.

So how do Greeks and Romans feel different?