Re: It's wrong ... but ......

by G.Wood Fri 03 Sep 2010, 01:25

Make a man of him as well.

you could sell it to her as an Education Revolution

by skully Fri 03 Sep 2010, 01:55

Mick Sawyer wrote:
Slipping it in her ginger just after she's taken a sip of coffee

Your women need coffee to stay awake while you're lovin' 'em?

They won't be sleepin' if he's going the ginger route.

by Mick Sawyer Fri 03 Sep 2010, 02:06

G.Wood wrote:Make a man of him as well.

you could sell it to her as an Education Revolution

chuckle.

by Mick Sawyer Fri 03 Sep 2010, 02:09

They won't be sleepin' if he's going the ginger route.

aye.

Still waiting for full disclosure from embee over the coffee thing.

by skully Fri 03 Sep 2010, 02:24

He's a coffee bean counter?

by G.Wood Fri 03 Sep 2010, 02:29

embee should learn that just because you can doesn't mean you should

by Mick Sawyer Fri 03 Sep 2010, 04:30

Should I rename this the Seinfield thread?

by PeterCS Fri 03 Sep 2010, 04:39

There's certainly enough yaada-yaada-yaada in it.

by Mick Sawyer Fri 03 Sep 2010, 04:49

PeterCS wrote:There's certainly enough yaada-yaada-yaada in it.

aye, but it's a thread about nothing.

by Bradman Fri 03 Sep 2010, 04:54

Mick Sawyer wrote:
PeterCS wrote:There's certainly enough yaada-yaada-yaada in it.

aye, but it's a thread about nothing.

How could you call a thread about the rich variety in mankind's most desperate pursuit nothing?

Seal sex: When you honk wildly and applaud yourself uncontrollably after skulling the fish.

by G.Wood Fri 03 Sep 2010, 05:04

PeterCS wrote:There's certainly enough yaada-yaada-yaada in it.

thread nazi

by skully Fri 03 Sep 2010, 06:13

It's no Blumpy thread, but it's a bit of a chuckle. snigger

by G.Wood Fri 03 Sep 2010, 06:25

Nobody has even had to resort to discussing the relative merits of centiped filled vaginas

by skully Fri 03 Sep 2010, 06:34

by lardbucket Mon 29 Aug 2022, 15:37

bumping this just to help skull's post count, avoiding the all time monthly nadir ... we really did talk a lot of shit in years gone by

by skully Tue 30 Aug 2022, 01:11

by lardbucket Mon 14 Nov 2022, 20:14

G.Wood wrote:Dolphin sex:
When the man lays behind a woman with her legs closed and ****s her from behind. Then slides it out and slips it in her ginger unexpectedly causing her to make an Eeek eek noise commonly associated as a dolphins mating call, and wiggle on the bed much like a dolphin swimming in a futile attemp to wiggle away

I’m dedicating my life to a higher porpoise.

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