The JGK "unload on Drunky and Haurie" thread

[skully]

Several of us are concerned that given the recent performances of Drunky (sh!t captain) and Haurie (sh!t bowler), JGK's self-imposed ban on sledging or commenting negatively on the efforts of these two Aussie cricketers might be making the pressure build up so much that his brain will soon ooze out his earholes.

So here's is a chance to make suggestions as to the sort of things JGK is likely to say in his first very long post on 8/01/11.

The more the merrier and the chucklier the better.

"Drunky is a useless, clueless qunt" and "Haurie couldn't bowl his way out of a wet paper bag" are obviously the general themes.

[G.Wood]

I just hope he has kept a diary

[skully]

On his iPad?

[JGK]

We are likely to have not won our first home series against the Poms in 25 years by then - I think I will have plenty to say at that stage without having needed to have kept a diary on the happenings in the Pak and India series.

[skully]

We look forward to your correspondence.

[horace]

I predict JGK's first announcement will be

"I just put a hundred on Haurie to be selected in every test we play for the next 12 months"

[Henry]

Look at the drama that unfolds on here when Aus lose a couple of test matches........

[G.Wood]

We look forward to your correspondence.

I would prefer that he has nothing to say

[horace]

he might be little and unpleasant but there is no doubting RD's loyalty to the ACB's dubber selection policy

[embee]

Now that RR has been expelled from the IPL ,TGM is without a team to Captain and bowl spin for ...I know a team with vacancies in both positions ...

[skully]

Look at the drama that unfolds on here when Aus lose a couple of test matches........

Is Trev getting just a bit cocky?

[G.Wood]

Trev always feels a bit cocky

[eowyn]

Trev is just one of many drama queens that post on this forum.

[Zat]

Not that they really need fixing, but hey, I'm in the mood to be juvenile.

Trev always feels a bit of c*cky

Trev is just one of many drama queens that post on this forum.

[Zat]

Oh, if it turns out that the SCG Test that sparked JGK's ban was actually thrown by a bunch of money-hungry cheats in the Pakistan team, JGK will have elevated his blood pressure for twelve months needlessly.

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