Pak. keeper goes missing leaving a cryptic message

http://www.cricinfo.com/pakistan/content/story/486103.html

But a cryptic message left as a status update on the player's Facebook page said: "leaving pakistan cricket because get bad msg fr 1 man fr lose the match in last game." A TV reporter for Geo, a leading Pakistani news channel, said that he had received a similar text message from Zulqarnain earlier on Monday.

Yes, literally missing. The team has got the bus to the ground at Dubai to play South Africa today, but no one knows where Haider is.

This could ONLY happen to Pakistan. Kidnapped by bookies?

http://www.cricinfo.com/ci/content/story/486103.html

And Red beats me to it.....


Kidnapped by bookies?


Kidnapped by Kamran Akmal??

Genital warts?

Steroids?

Stash of illegal drugs?

all of the above??

Does Graeme Smith have an alibi?

I don't understand the bit about getting bad monosodium glutamate.

In times of crisis and personal woe it's heartening to know that someone is keeping your wiki profile up to date...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zulqarnain_Haider

I think it's been done, Trev.

Yeah, and I acknowledged that!

So you did. And looks like Petey is lurking.

spangler wrote:In times of crisis and personal woe it's heartening to know that someone is keeping your wiki profile up to date...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zulqarnain_Haider

They're like vultures

And Danish hasn't been given a clearance by the PCB to join the touring squad. He can't understand this.

http://www.supersport.com/cricket/sa-team/news/101107/PCB_stops_Kaneria_joining_test_squad_in_Dubai

Umm, because he's a suspected cheat?

Henry wrote:Umm, because he's a suspected cheat?

Per PP you are not allowed to suspect Pak of anything anymore.

I don't like your tone, Taips. Please be more genuine.

If even the PCB suspects you of being a cheat, then you may as well get someone to lock the cell and throw the key away there and then.

"Pakistan star disappears in Dubai"

Have they checked all the local tourist spots?

Something tells me some of these players/officials need a holiday. All the stress of dealing with finances must be taking its toll.

PCB: simply annoyed no kickback was passed on

Apparently Haider is at Dubai airport and preparing to fly to the UK. Kolpak deal?

Apparently he had received threats after his match winning innings in the fourth ODI.

Now, this is pure speculation, but could he have perhaps received those threats because he had agreed to under-perform in that game, before he forgot/said "the hell with it" and managed to take Pakistan to victory instead?

Hmm.

this is strange

PlanetPakistan wrote:this is strange

Really? Seems like just another day for Pakistani cricket.

PlanetPakistan wrote:this is strange

What is farking strange?

The Pak team have been a bunch of cheating qunts for years

Found at London Heathrow

taipan wrote:

PlanetPakistan wrote:this is strange

What is farking strange?

The Pak team have been a bunch of cheating qunts for years

maybe that this guy isn't a cheating qunt