Re: Australia v England, 5th Test, Sydney, January 3-7, 2011

by horace Tue 04 Jan 2011, 23:58

midge bowling pies

by ever hopeful Tue 04 Jan 2011, 23:58

JKLever wrote:One thing England need to cut out is that extremely camp touch of hands after someone does a half decent bit of fielding.

It looks good when scantily clad female beach volleyballers do it but not when your nations cricket team does it. Cut it out lads.

Aw, don't be too hard on them. Camp is a national asset. There's a lot of love in their group and it would be cruel to make them fight it. They'll all be missing the lovely Chrissy Broad too, and those hand touches keep back the tears you know.

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:00

horace wrote:midge bowling pies

Doesn't he always? Won't stop him lobbing in the odd wicket-taking delivery. The world's number seven bowler, apparently...

by Gary 111 Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:00

Three simply glorious runs for Collingwood.

10 not out

by horace Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:00

sensational captaincy by Pup tho this morning...clearly told siddle to bowl on the stumps at the nightwatchman

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:03

ever hopeful wrote:They'll all be missing the lovely Chrissy Broad too, and those hand touches keep back the tears you know.

Poor Stueykins - destined to be forever in his dad's bubble-permed shadow...

by ever hopeful Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:11

Oops. Is there a female version of Stuart though? Stuella?

by horace Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:12

lady di I have always thought

by horace Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:12

or prince harry

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:13

Did he hit it?

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:13

Or did he not catch it?

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:14

Either way, Cookie's not walking...

Bounced!

by Jontyh Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:14

Fark right off you cheating qunt.

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:15

Dodgy as.

Crap shot from Cookie, mind.

by Henry Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:16

Hughes is a f*cking cheat. Knew he hadn't caught it but then tried to bluff everyone by throwing the ball up and celebrating.

by Jontyh Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:16

Dello wrote:Dodgy as.

Crap shot from Cookie, mind.

Aye - nervy 99 shot indeed.

by Gary 111 Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:17

Henry wrote:Hughes is a f*cking cheat. Knew he hadn't caught it but then tried to bluff everyone by throwing the ball up and celebrating.

And Ricky Ponting wonders why no-one took him up on his 'gentleman's agreement' to take the fielders word on all disputed catches.

by Jontyh Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:18

Clarke's not covered himself in glory there either by going up with the other two cheating qunts.

by horace Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:18

well phews is half spiv

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:19

Jontyh wrote:
Dello wrote:Dodgy as.

Crap shot from Cookie, mind.

Aye - nervy 99 shot indeed.

You would've thought, after this series, he'd be quite used to the nervous nineties.

by Gary 111 Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:19

Jontyh wrote:Clarke's not covered himself in glory there either by going up with the other two cheating qunts.

Bill Lawry had the cheek to call that "good fair cricket" on Nein just now. And Hughes isn't even a Victorian.

by Jontyh Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:21

Belter. Played, Cooky.

by LeFromage Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:21

100 to "runs like Woody from Toy Story".

Well played that kohl-eyed man.

by Bradman Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:23

Gary 111 wrote:
Jontyh wrote:Clarke's not covered himself in glory there either by going up with the other two cheating qunts.

Bill Lawry had the cheek to call that "good fair cricket" on Nein just now. And Hughes isn't even a Victorian.

It's not that Bill's a Victorian, it's that he's farqwit. Though the the two adjectives may not necessarily be mutually exclusive.

by Henry Wed 05 Jan 2011, 00:23

MBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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