Come on Flaming Bails!!

....lift your game...There must be something worth talking about.
FFS!! its almost Summer in the UK...Whats happening over there? There must be something of note happening other than Vilks getting shitfaced.
and yes....i'm off my meds. My local RSL ran out of Jack Daniels so i'm slumming it on Jim Beam. I'm so depressed with the lack of action here that i can't even come up with a derogatory remark about Swann's limp wristed budget.
FFS...help me.

More to do in life than internet all the time. The realisation hits us all at some point.

Dello wrote:More to do in life than internet all the time. The realisation hits us all at some point.

Thats too deep for me.

Almost Summer? Most of the southern half of England has barely seen rain for a couple of months. We're probably in the middle of it!

JKLever wrote:Almost Summer? Most of the southern half of England has barely seen rain for a couple of months. We're probably in the middle of it!

Mate...you don't speak to an Aussie until you hav'nt seen rain for a couple of years....but apart from that, how are things going in the Olde Country?

Dello wrote:More to do in life than internet all the time. The realisation hits us all at some point.

What a barsteward. Like a scrooge telling kiddies there's no Santa.

My cat is currently chasing a ribbon daffodil around the family room. It's about as exciting as it gets these days.

Uhhhh, I'm currently programming a page that has multiple filters, I'm also trying to sort on a date in my gridview but it's actually currently a varchar, therefore 01/01/2011 comes before 02/10/2010 rather than the other way around.

In other news, quite a few birds here have their pins out and they're surprisingly decent.

Brass Monkey wrote:Uhhhh, I'm currently programming a page that has multiple filters, I'm also trying to sort on a date in my gridview but it's actually currently a varchar, therefore 01/01/2011 comes before 02/10/2010 rather than the other way around.

In other news, quite a few birds here have their pins out and they're surprisingly decent.

Of course, you hadn't seen this crop before.

No. Not being hypercritical but there's no contest between the last place and here. But well done tho them all the same.

So you left the land of milk and honey.

Big Dog wrote: apart from that, how are things going in the Olde Country?

Apart from all the austerity and the fact the country looks like it'll split everything is hunky dory.

taipan wrote:So you left the land of milk and honey.

Aye, although it was one of the least considered factors at the time. Now, I realise I took it for granted. Oh well, it's not like I was trying to perk any of them...

Brass Monkey wrote:

taipan wrote:So you left the land of milk and honey.

Aye, although it was one of the least considered factors at the time. Now, I realise I took it for granted. Oh well, it's not like I was trying to perk any of them...

No eye candy here.

Yeah? It's pretty much what I've got now and it's no fun. Didn't realise the gentle distraction it created!

Can't beleive I finish 17 years next month

taipan wrote:Can't beleive I finish 17 years next month

When are you up for parole?

Jokes aside Bas, beginning to feel it now. Only 12 years to go.

I was made redundant after 30 years last year. I saw it coming thankfully. Only done bits and pieces here and there since.

Basil wrote:I was made redundant after 30 years last year. I saw it coming thankfully. Only done bits and pieces here and there since.

Ouch.

The trouble here is that there is no dole and no state pension.

Ouch baz, that's not good. Bet you got quite a nice little wedge though. Tough to get into the race for jobs again though, I'm sure. It was bad enough for me when I quit after 7 years. I thought that was a long time, taips!

No point looking around here. If you are white, male and over 40 you are stuffed.

Sounds bleak. Very bleak.

Still, it was tough over here for a whippersnapper anyhow.

And did I mention no NHS?

Where the farq are you living Taips? Still in some sandy place?