Flaming Bails ads

I'm heading up to Brisbane on Thursday, and about 30 mins ago I was looking on the Brisbane Airport Train website for ticket prices, and now when I come back to FB, there's an ad for the Brisbane Airport Train at the top of the page, having never been there before.

I hate the internet sometimes.

I keep getting ads for Bruce Springsteen and Connie Francis ... horrie's ads must be simply appalling

www.colostomybagsrus.com and www.shitsacks.net.au would be typical of the banner ads h receives.

Zat, are you bombarded by spam from www.explainingthepunchline.com?

galling

Don't you mean www.gallstones.com, horrie?

Gaul was subjugated some time ago

lardbucket wrote:Zat, are you bombarded by spam from www.explainingthepunchline.com?

About as often as you get www.goandgetrooted.com...

hehehe...some of the ads include dating sites for antique blokes like me...the task is more to wrinkle up than pucker up

Zat wrote:

lardbucket wrote:Zat, are you bombarded by spam from www.explainingthepunchline.com?

About as often as you get www.goandgetrooted.com...

I don't think that's possible, especially if you include work as well

Foldable Shoes.

Well, I've deleted and reset all of my internet tracks (due to some computer spazzery) and the ads I've got in this fresh, new world are:

Cheap Brisbane Flights Find Cheap Flights to Brisbane We've found the lowest fares around Cheapflights.co.uk/Brisbane
55/YO Mum Looks 35 Mum Reveals Shocking Trick for Erasing Wrinkles! Doctors Hate Her www.MyFundamentalskin.com/AntiAging
£286 India Flights Compare the best flight deals to India with flights fr £286 return! www.dealchecker.co.uk/India

So, who's been looking up face creams?

I don't know, but freakishly mine has dating sites splattered everywhere today. I only go on those sort of sites through a different connection, in the guise of 'Josephine'.

I think I met you once. Thought your clit looked a bit odd.

But not that odd, which is the truly freakish thing.

Crumbs, I've only been back online for a moment, and look at the state of this:

Download Google Chrome A free browser that lets you do more online. Download instantly! www.google.com/chrome
Meet Muslim Women 1 Million+ Muslims for Marriage. Find Your Perfect Match. Join Free. www.Muslima.com
Single Women Online Seeking men for dating & marriage. Free sign-up. Find your love now! www.lavaplace.com

Does tac work at lavaplace.com?

I'm getting the Muslim women thing too.... Never shown any particular interest in them, though. But that's because I'm a racist.

You're too racial to give them a facial?

Too prejudice for their crevices.

You're too partial for their arseholes.

Too sectarian for their hairy thing.

Too much of a bigot to frig it.

Too much of a c*nt for their c*nt.

And I'm done.

The race clash blocks you from her gash.

... you blokes can't make gynaecological puns fourchette.