Do you sneeze in pairs (not threes) and feel left out?

by Zat Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:11

Dello's elitist 'I sneeze in threes' thread is elitist, exclusionist, and misses a significant part of the population which sneezes once, then again, usually bigger the second time. I am one such person.

Are you?

by LeFromage Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:13

You sound like you're doing it wrong.

by Big Dog Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:14

*Nasal envy* ?

by Zat Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:16

Phurt! There will be more people on my sneezing thread than on yours. {i]You're[/i] the ones doing it wrong.

by WideWally Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:26

I'm too scared to sneeze, just in case I crap myself. Particularly when I have been allowed out in public.

by WideWally Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:27

...... and Horrie wouldn't be able to sneeze cos the pressure might send his colostomy bag hurtling through the air. That could be nasty.

by lardbucket Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:32

My youngest brother, when only 9 or 10, thought 'Whole Lotta Love' (Led Zeppelin's cover of the old blues song), and in particular Robert Plant's performance, was 'the sneezing song'.

true sneezing story

by Bradman Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:38

Depends what you've been eating I spose.

by Big Dog Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:40

Bradman wrote:Depends what you've been eating I spose.

...or snorting

by skully Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:41

I feel sorry for all those older men and women out there that sneeze once....

...and a little bit of wee comes out at the same time.

by Brass Monkey Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:49

I'm sort of nailing my mucus to this mast of sneeze-clubbery.

by skully Tue 05 Jul 2011, 09:55

I hate it when you can't get the hanky out quick enough and a large amount of sticky mucus ends up in your hand after a good "Vooooofoooooo". But that's what the front edge of your mate's front passenger seat is for, no?

by Brass Monkey Tue 05 Jul 2011, 10:11

I've done it at work and had to suck it back up and digest it. Not the easiest.

by Zat Tue 05 Jul 2011, 10:11

It's worse when you're in a car and go to sneeze out the open window, only to discover the window was really clean, and not, in fact, open...

by skully Tue 05 Jul 2011, 10:58

That is no way to treat the driver's side window of a Merc. Do you also light your ciggies with $50 bills? Twisted Evil

by Zat Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:02

I save that for being a passenger in other people's sh!tty little cars.

And you well know I've been off the gaspers for several months.

But the 'lighting a ciggie with a banknote' trick became very unfashionable when Aussie notes went to polymer instead of paper...

by skully Tue 05 Jul 2011, 11:07

Impressive. Wasn't sure you'd have the "won't" power. Nice work, hope it continues. Good luck, as I know how tough it is, watching my old man try and fail many times before the doctors threatened to put him at the end of the queue for bypass surgery if he didn't give up.

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