Australian cricket in crisis

by Henry Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:05

http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2011/content/current/story/523723.html

Snigger.

by PeterCS Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:15

Horrie was last seen selecting his noose.

Whether for himself or for Lucky, is as yet not known.

by Guest Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:19

Ahaha.

by Brass Monkey Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:50

HAH!

by Basil Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:58

You couldn't make it up.

by Brass Monkey Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:01

Some Poor Unfortunately Afflicted Gent wrote:Wright is an impressive young man who can open the batting or bowling

Ah hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

by Henry Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:16

Brass Monkey wrote:
Some Poor Unfortunately Afflicted Gent wrote:Wright is an impressive young man who can open the batting or bowling and even my bum cheeks if he sucks me off good and proper and point blank refuses to spit it out. Peter Moores recommended him.

Ah hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Fixed a bit.

by Brass Monkey Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:37

Could've just said "Wright is Sussex"

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:41

Brass Monkey wrote:
Some Poor Unfortunately Afflicted Gent wrote:Wright is an impressive young man who can open the batting or bowling

Ah hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

He didn't say Wright do either of those roles with any kind of competence. Just that he could do them. As could anyone. The tea lady. A corpse propped up against a rock. Steve Smith.

by Brass Monkey Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:48

Well, semantically you're correct. But we all know what he meant: "In my weird, obviously sheltered world, I think this flashy young gent's a goer.". He's obviously been reading the Peter Sussex "How's everything Sussex?" Newsletter that he started to cheer himself up from being in the bleak North.

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:54

Then again, Aussie cricket thinks David Warner's an "impressive young man" at the top of the order, so perhaps Wright really will be a god among men. Or a man among cripples.

by Brass Monkey Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:56

Would be 'hella' funny if Wright wrecked the competition over there.

Spang had it right in the FFS thread:

spangler wrote:Maybe the scouts were actually in the UK looking for Luke Wright and just got mistaken.

It could've been so much worse

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:57

One thing's for sure - if he tears it up in Australia, you'll be able to barbecue a sausage from the glow of national shame over there by merely pointing a banger in a southerly direction from the comfort of your own home.

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:58

Oh, again I'm late with the quippage.

Damn these slow fingers.

by Brass Monkey Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:01

Yeah, I'm not sure we'd have any Aussies left on the board.

Aye, quite slow. I had time to find the link and quote the post. Been for a piss and been to the kitchen. Slow indeed.

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:05

F*ck off - you try typing with a chopstick stuck to your forehead because you lost both arms in a farming misadventure.

You, Sir, are a prejudist.

by Brass Monkey Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:10

How was I to know? You're always on about waving and clapping your hands. Always. I didn't know they were mental claps. How was I supposed to know that you were mentally clapping?

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:04

That's why I'm so disgusted with vilks' sloppy drunk typing.

I can do with my head. My f*cking head. And a piece of primitive cutlery.

Yuh-huh. If I could click my fingers I'd be doing the three snaps right about now.

Actually I can click my fingers, but I'd have to go and get them from the attic first.

by lardbucket Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:09

Henry wrote:Snigger

vilkrang wrote:Ahaha

Brass Monkey wrote: HAH!

Basil wrote:You couldn't make it up.

Brass Monkey wrote:Wright is an impressive young man who can open the batting or bowling ...
Ah hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Dello wrote:One thing's for sure - if he tears it up in Australia, you'll be able to barbecue a sausage from the glow of national shame over there by merely pointing a banger in a southerly direction from the comfort of your own home.

... you big badgering bullies

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:23

We're interventionists. Don't do it, Australia. Save yourselves.

by lardbucket Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:26

He's only playing in the 20-20 shite, isn't he?

Like we haven't got enough shite cricketers of our own ...

by LeFromage Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:32

That's where it starts. T20s. And then it spreads.

It started with Peter Sussex taking over the England job and before we knew it, we were infected with Sussex in all our vital organs.

Now Sussex is going overseas.

It's a pandemic.

by lardbucket Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:33

it's a sussexually transmitted disease

by horace Tue 19 Jul 2011, 07:35

**I hate you badgers**

by taipan Tue 19 Jul 2011, 07:50

horace wrote:**I hate you badgers**

OMF, its Toad of Toad Hall.

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