What is the worst one or two word insult you can think of?

Just because I'm bored.

See how I cunningly ruled out Lara Lara Laughs? Mwah ha ha ha.

One word: Tory.

Two words: ManU Fan

F*cling hell Danny. You've upset me. You're usually much more creative than that ^. Get a grip. Have a spliff or something.

Depends on your definition of 'worst', in that case.

I'm in too much of a malaise to....................

Comedy worst or real worst. I'm not fussy. This was all a whim and both directions would be interesting.

Monged out? Fair enough. You have a bye.

Not monged out, devoid of any creativity or inspiration. What's wrong with me doctor? I'd submit the masternapping f*ckmajigger but it has already been done.

Whenever I see someone feeling sorry for themselves I tell them "there's people out there without a face" or "at least you're not a slave".

Can you f*ckmajig while masternapping? I guess it'd have to be anal masterbation to work. Unless you're a girl.

Think it's got to be an unintentional object that's used, like a chocolate bar or a bottle. Unless you're freaky and plan that sh!t.

Bruce Francis

Fingerless arsehole
multiple qunt
severed f*cker
LordAlan Sugar

Yeah! Nice lardy.... it's like Laz bowled you a purposeful half-tracker,,,,

Fingerless arsehole? That's likely to mess with their intellect as well as their emotions.

Multiple qunt. Love it.

'fartsucking scrote' has a certain ring to it

(with thanks to Joseph Wambaugh)

I have fond feelings for "tubba sh!t". So simple. So pure.

According to Adam Gilchrist it's "World Cup", isn't it?

Andrew Hilditch

I think BD has it.

You're Horrie?

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:See how I cunningly ruled out Lara Lara Laughs? Mwah ha ha ha.

Triple L

Curmudgeonly felcher.

20:20 lover.

20:20 is one word.

or even JAMITT lover, furry.

'IPL acolyte' would cover it