Re: BS English sayings

by Brass Monkey Thu 01 Dec 2011, 16:01

Jebus, one doesn't just bomb in for one post on return, shuerrely.

by PeterCS Thu 01 Dec 2011, 16:19

It's da wizz bomb.

(Apparently.)

by taipan Thu 01 Dec 2011, 16:35

Brass Monkey wrote:Jebus, one doesn't just bomb in for one post on return, shuerrely.

Maybe his nanny was calling.

by mynah Thu 01 Dec 2011, 20:06

taipan wrote: "The early morning has gold in its mouth."[/i]

Only until you brush your teeth.

by mynah Thu 01 Dec 2011, 20:08

tac wrote:Another old English saying is too much wanking will send you blind . . never stopped RD (or Nigel) posting crap all over the forum

...And shedding hair on their keyboards, presumably.

by Allan D Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:31

PeterCS wrote:Anyway, FWIW, I firmly believe it is vitally important to be up with the c*ck

Not if the c*ck is up before you are.

by Allan D Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:35

PeterCS wrote:Not when he signed the Declaration of Independence.

When he said:

We must all hang together, gentlemen, or we shall, most assuredly, hang separately

by G.Wood Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:35

Brass Monkey wrote:Jebus, one doesn't just bomb in for one post on return, shuerrely.

At least we are now certain he is well. I know you were concerned

by Yorkie Jill Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:41

c*cks get up wayy too early in summer, I've heard. Literally.

by Yorkie Jill Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:42

'a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush'

BS or true?

by G.Wood Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:46

Bugger, I always had the first part of that saying the other way around.

Must stop watching so many of those german movies

by Brass Monkey Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:46

G.Wood wrote:At least we are now certain he is well. I know you were concerned

Aye... you know how it is, concern for fellow man and all that.

by G.Wood Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:50

The forum hardman facade is slowly peeling away and we get to see the depth of the layers beneath

Brings a tear to my eye

by Brass Monkey Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:57

Are you getting jealous? I love you more.

by Yorkie Jill Thu 01 Dec 2011, 21:58

two birds in the hand is worth one in the bush or,

a hand in the bush is worth two in the bird?

by G.Wood Thu 01 Dec 2011, 22:03

Brass Monkey wrote:Are you getting jealous? I love you more.

I feel like I am in a room where the light won't find me

by Brass Monkey Thu 01 Dec 2011, 22:17

Yorkie Jill wrote:two birds in the hand is worth one in the bush or,

a hand in the bush is worth two in the bird?

The answer is if it were two birds in the hand it's more likely that Woody has gotten the light on

by Yorkie Jill Thu 01 Dec 2011, 22:31

got his bushel on. birds are flocking in.

by G.Wood Thu 01 Dec 2011, 22:33

how would you know what was in your hand if the lights weren't on?

by Brass Monkey Thu 01 Dec 2011, 22:55

The sensation of touch.

by G.Wood Thu 01 Dec 2011, 22:58

some sly spiv could sneak up from behind and slip his in your hand whilst simultaneously grasping yours. Where would your sensation of touch be then?

by Yorkie Jill Thu 01 Dec 2011, 22:59

but if the lights had never been on, you could be deceived.

by Brass Monkey Thu 01 Dec 2011, 23:00

Well hopefully you've locked your front door? Christ's sake, do I have shout from the sidelines FEED THE HORSE, FEED THE HORSE!

by G.Wood Thu 01 Dec 2011, 23:04

******, i'd be so excited I couldn't be expected to remember everything

by Brass Monkey Thu 01 Dec 2011, 23:22

Just as long as you remember you're there to shoot your bits, you'll do OK.

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