BS English sayings

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

What if you've got AIDS?

Or what if you're a doctor? With AIDS.

What if you're allergic to apples?

What if you've been sticking them up your arse and one gets badly lodged?

Rubbish saying. More plot holes than a Michael Bay film.

mynah wrote:

taipan wrote: "The early morning has gold in its mouth."[/i]

Only until you brush your teeth.

Don't think I said that.

Dello wrote:"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

What if you've got AIDS?

Or what if you're a doctor? With AIDS.

What if you're allergic to apples?

What if you've been sticking them up your arse and one gets badly lodged?

Rubbish saying. More plot holes than a Michael Bay film.

Reminds me of what happened when my brother-in-law's mum invited friends over for a Christmas dinner. She had the housekeeper prepare the sumptuous meal, including the piece de resistance, the suckling pig.

Came the time for the dinner, she proudly led her guests into the dining room. In the middle of the laden table, the sight of the piglet was especially arresting. The pig had an agonised expression on its face, and its teeth, which should have been hidden by an apple, were bared as if in pain. The apple was not absent - but the housekeeper, having misunderstood, had stuck it up the pig's arse.