One meal left before you die- what's it going to be?

London pizza seems only to be available on Teesside. You get a margherita with the chips baked into the top and garlic mayo drizzled all over.

NO idea why it's called London. Pizzas in London are terrible and expensive in my experience. Not at all garlicky.

What do you mean with the chips backed into the top? Since when did pizza come with chips? You're saying it like it's a natural combination. Lashings of carbohydrate garnished with lashings of deep fried carbohydrate.

Is this a Northern thing? And might it be connected to why you all die younger than everyone else?

Backed? Where did you get that from?

God, I'm a typing catastrophe tonight. I've put the wrong hands on, Worzel Gummage style. But with hands instead of heads.

Man, that was one creepy kids' show...

Timothy Claypole was the freakish one to me, Worzel paled in comparison.

Maybe you should go back to typing with the chopsticks on the head thingy.

They're in the wash. Had a takeaway for dinner.

I've tried it with a fork, but I'm hitting four letters at once.

Dello wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:But what's a London Pizza? And surely the zoot comes first as everything tastes 100 times better.

I've never found a sly toke improves the taste sensation of anything - more that you have a greater capacity for indiscriminately shovelling more shite down your gullet without ever really being sated.

Nay! Certain flavours are like a whole new world. Twirls are especially yum.

Yorkie Jill wrote:London pizza seems only to be available on Teesside. You get a margherita with the chips baked into the top and garlic mayo drizzled all over.

NO idea why it's called London. Pizzas in London are terrible and expensive in my experience. Not at all garlicky.

What next? Chip stuffed crust?

I think that sounds a bit autocratic to be honest. Yeah, by all means - a side portion of chips, but baked into the pizza? They're taking away your choice. Your choice to throw a chip in there to mix things up. Women died for you to have the vote and you're just throwing freedoms away like you get them free in a pack of Cheerios.

Dello wrote:What do you mean with the chips backed into the top? Since when did pizza come with chips? You're saying it like it's a natural combination. Lashings of carbohydrate garnished with lashings of deep fried carbohydrate.

Is this a Northern thing? And might it be connected to why you all die younger than everyone else?

Yes it is a northern thing. North eastern. They start baking your pizza and then add chips part way through so they get baked into the cheese. Then they put garlic on the top. Could eat one right now.

I get chips n sauce on the side too. Maybs some garlic bread if I'm sharing.

Surey if it's your last meal you'd want to eat a fur burger.

chuckle (or more to the point) chuck at the samie..

mine would be simlar to Micks...oysters and scallops, steak (rare) and pepper sauce and frite with a rocquefort salad...dessert lemon tart with mulberries...plonk - an aged semillon, durif and a sticky botrytis reisling....all disastrous for my health...but hey its my last meal

Toast. A mountain of various breads - white, seeded, brioche, etc, another mountain of butter, and I mean BUTTER and loads of toppings. I'd die happy.

You may also die of an upset stomach before that.

Paneer and naan....

PlanetPakistan wrote:Paneer and naan....

With beans, prunes, dried apricots and cabbage. Make the burial party suffer.