I'm giving up porn - forever

**looks down and kicks feet**

No. No, not really ma'am.

LLL was here just yesterday

Brass Monkey wrote:**looks down and kicks feet**

No. No, not really ma'am.

Now you have made me think of iieee in a Maggie T way.

I'm going to have go back home and change now

lol@BM. There there love.

G.Wood wrote:
Now you have made me think of iieee in a Maggie T way.

I'm going to have go back home and change now

Not maam - mam - Yank-style, but Anglicised... Anyway, I'd call you maam before I'd call Maggie T maam.

iieee wrote:lol@BM. There there love.

I've been coming onto the gents here recently as well - my word they love a bit of it.

Oh yay, is everyone still festive?

Oh hell yeah... sometimes this place is like fookin Turkish baths - not many of them groom well, though. They're clinging fingertip to their masculinity.

I went to a turkish bath once. It's really good if you like being roughed up by chubby middle aged turkish ladies. Stung a bit after.

Isn't that a Turkish massage? Or are you saying you went 'cottaging'?

**please be the second option, please be the second option, please be the second option**

Brass Monkey wrote:Oh hell yeah... sometimes this place is like fookin Turkish baths - not many of them groom well, though. They're clinging fingertip to their masculinity.

Nationality isn't the only thing taipan is confused about

No updates for two days? Has he become a premium member on one of the sites?

I think my 'blog' comment F'd him in the A. Which I apologise for.

Brass Monkey wrote:... onomatopoeic - 'fap' for blokes and 'shik' for birds

shik shik shik, shik shik shik

shik yerbouti

always wondered what that song was about, now I know, wish I'd seen the clip

So that's where shiksa comes from.

tres shik

They shik him here, they shik him there. His clothes are loud, but never square.

a dedicated follower of fappin'

NICE! Didn't even think! You complete me.

Still no update. Chiv must be stuck in a travestite dwarf somewhere and unable to reach his computer

Or possibly crawled back to porn.

With his tail between his legs.

Well guys, the truth is I was doing just fine until this morning, when I received an otherwise inconspicuous email and decided to open it. What do I get inside it? This:



Borussia Dortmund and Lisa Rossenbach? F*cking no chance.

GAME OVER.

I'll have another try starting tomorrow. NINETY DAYS.

Oh Chiv!

Gonna have some bacon to cheer myself up.

Ninety days seems like a f*cking long time. These guys are superhuman. I'm not joking, after a few days, you feel like you're NOT A MAN ANY MORE. And the urgings become ridiculous. There was an ugly fat girl giving me the eye and I thought about jumping her. I didn't, BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

Was that black thing in the picture your glans?