Here's someting guaranteed to raise a Christmas smile.

by Zat Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:36

Code:: England 1st innings R M B 4s 6s SR AN Cook c HAPW Jayawardene b Vaas 13 33 27 3 0 48.14 MP Vaughan lbw b Vaas 1 9 4 0 0 25.00 IR Bell run out (Dilshan) 1 8 6 0 0 16.66 KP Pietersen c HAPW Jayawardene b Malinga 1 17 10 0 0 10.00 PD Collingwood b Welegedara 29 97 48 4 0 60.41 RS Bopara c Welegedara b Vaas 0 7 7 0 0 0.00 MJ Prior b Vaas 4 9 6 1 0 66.66 RJ Sidebottom c Dilshan b Muralitharan 11 73 70 1 0 15.71 SJ Harmison not out 9 13 9 1 0 100.00 MJ Hoggard c DPMD Jayawardene b Welegedara 0 6 4 0 0 0.00 MS Panesar run out (Welegedara/HAPW Jayawardene) 0 9 2 0 0 0.00 Extras (b 4, nb 8) 12 Total (all out; 30.5 overs; 146 mins) 81

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:43

F*ck off.

I'd be terribly bored if I were an Australian fan. Going into every match knowing that victory is inevitable. It'd be rubbish. What's the point?

by JKLever Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:43

I'm beyond caring..... geek

by Zat Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:46

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:F*ck off.

I'd be terribly bored if I were an Australian fan. Going into every match knowing that victory is inevitable. It'd be rubbish. What's the point?

Now now Lags, it's only a game.

And as an Australian fan who remembers well the shithouse days of the 80s, I'll enjoy the ride while it lasts, and be prepared to wear the ribbing when the glory days end.

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:49

Lags. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH! Brilliant!

Win, win, win, win. Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn. Win some more. Yawn some more. Nothing to test you. No losses to discuss. No selections to discuss because whoever is picked, the result is the same. What a pitiful existence for an Australia fan.

by Merlin Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:50

:laule:
You're all heart Zat!

I'd suggest you create 20 rolls of wallpaper of the score-sheet and mail it to the Vaughan residence in Barbados.

by Henry Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:53

And as an Australian fan who remembers well the shithouse days of the 80s, I'll enjoy the ride while it lasts, and be prepared to wear the ribbing when the glory days end.

As if. You and Zimmy will be in your back gardens wearing nothing but your underpants as the rain pours and the thunder rumbles, down on your knees and in tears, looking to the heavens and screaming,"Why Lord????!!!" when Australia next loses 2 games in a row.

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:55

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Lags. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH! Brilliant!

Win, win, win, win. Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn. Win some more. Yawn some more. Nothing to test you. No losses to discuss. No selections to discuss because whoever is picked, the result is the same. What a pitiful existence for an Australia fan.

Yeah what he says, Zat.
I used to like you but you'll not get a Christmas card from me now.
(Actually, no one will cos I've only written two this year so far!)

by Zat Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:56

Trev, you just sit there and wait for me to post, don't you? Haven't you got anything better to do?

I suspect you're a little more mentally unstable than buckaroo.

by Henry Thu 20 Dec 2007, 21:57

Stop copying my comebacks.

by Zat Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:02

Sook.

by Invader Zim Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:24

Hmmm...more proof that (some) English prefer it when they lose.

Means they can spend interminable hours sooking and whining about the selectors, players and coaches.

In hindsight, those 15 months when they held the Ashes where not a happy time for many of the them. It was like a favorite toy had been taken away. They got all irritable and confused.

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:26

You'll get no more nudges from me, you swine.

by Zat Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:26

Aye, imagine if they ever win the gayball world cup again. The suicide rate would quadruple overnight.

by Invader Zim Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:28

Demelza wrote:You'll get no more nudges from me, you swine.

I did say 'some'.

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:29

Oh, okay then.... Very Happy

But I have to say, I think there is some truth in what you say.
We don't make good winners.
We're much more comfortable being the under dog.
WOOF!

by Invader Zim Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:32

Zat wrote:Aye, imagine if they ever win the gayball world cup again. The suicide rate would quadruple overnight.

Indeed.

Check out the last page of the 3rd Test thread (Exhibit A)...LLL and Mudge having a lovely time sooking and moaning...

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:41

You tree. How am I moaning on the last page? I'm setting Mudge straight about Bell.

Don't be doin' that flip-reverse thing anyway. Just because it's....what's that word you always use, ah yes, just because it's "hella" boring being an Aussie fan, it doesn't mean you can have a good old whinge about us. I didn't say that we enjoyed losing. I said it'd be rubbish if we won all the time, with no variation.

In fact, you Aussies whinge about us whinging all the time. So you're just as bad.

And one day, when we do win the Ashes again, it'll be so sweet. Sweeter than all the times you've won it without even trying. Then we'll throw a party that you Aussies could never hope to match. There'll be lots of locomotion-ing.

by Zat Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:44

Hmmm, someone put deep heat inside your undies this morning LLL?

by Invader Zim Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:45

^ Exhibit B.

by Zat Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:46

Or could it be another case of sand in a bodily orifice?

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:46

There's always deep heat inside my undies. I tend to call it "trident" though.

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:56

For Demelza:

What's what!

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:57

My hero, my champion!

by Lara Lara Laughs Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:58

It was nothing.

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