Here's someting guaranteed to raise a Christmas smile.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:You tree. How am I moaning on the last page? I'm setting Mudge straight about Bell.

Don't be doin' that flip-reverse thing anyway. Just because it's....what's that word you always use, ah yes, just because it's "hella" boring being an Aussie fan, it doesn't mean you can have a good old whinge about us. I didn't say that we enjoyed losing. I said it'd be rubbish if we won all the time, with no variation.

In fact, you Aussies whinge about us whinging all the time. So you're just as bad.

And one day, when we do win the Ashes again, it'll be so sweet. Sweeter than all the times you've won it without even trying. Then we'll throw a party that you Aussies could never hope to match. There'll be lots of locomotion-ing.