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Post by PeterCS on Sat 29 Jun 2013, 12:00

Woody scared her off with his sock.
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Post by lardbucket on Mon 01 Jul 2013, 08:26

ICED COFFEE? - it's a long way to go to get one.


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Post by PeterCS on Mon 01 Jul 2013, 16:52

The choc cakes look better than the other thing, which looks vaguely sick-dogturd-ish.
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Post by taipan on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 10:27

How dumb is this blonde?


She only worked it out at 18?
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Post by tricycle on Sun 07 Jul 2013, 03:24

And over in China

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Post by skully on Sun 07 Jul 2013, 05:09

Gives new meaning to "off her tits". Shocked
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Post by PeterCS on Mon 08 Jul 2013, 01:27

Talk about getting your retaliation in first ......

Saatchi To Divorce Nigella After Neck Row
Sky News Sunday, July 7 2013

Art collector Charles Saatchi has announced he has filed for divorce from Nigella Lawson - citing her refusal to defend his reputation after he was pictured with his hand around her neck at a restaurant.

In a statement, the 70-year-old told The Mail On Sunday: "I am sorry to announce that Nigella Lawson and I are getting divorced. I feel that I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella during the last year or so, and I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way."

The couple were pictured on June 9 during an argument at Scott's restaurant in Mayfair, central London. Images showed Mr Saatchi with his hand around the 53-year-old celebrity chef's throat ...


On the upside, the way is now clear for Woody.
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Post by PeterCS on Mon 08 Jul 2013, 01:50

Hot Dog Eating: Joey Chestnut Breaks Own Record
Sky News, Friday 05 July 2013


Chestnut outpaced his 15 competitors

Joey "Jaws" Chestnut has won an unprecedented seventh consecutive hot dog eating title in record-breaking fashion - devouring 69 of them in 10 minutes.

Chestnut beat his previous mark of 68 'dogs and buns' to win the annual Famous Nathan's Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest on New York's Coney Island.

Chestnut eyes the record-setting dog

The 29-year-old Californian will take home $10,000 and retain the mustard-yellow championship belt.


Second place went to Matt Stonie who ate 51 hot dogs.


"I came out here, and the crowd pushed me. They wouldn't let me slow down," Chestnut told ESPN. "They were awesome."


(...) In the women's division, defending champion Sonya"Black Widow" Thomas narrowly retained her title, defeating Juliet Lee by less than one dog.

The 100lb(45kg) Thomas devoured 36 and 3/4 franks and buns in 10 minutes to edge out Lee, who scarfed 36 dogs.

The count was much lower than last year, when Thomas broke her own record by eating 45 hot dogs and buns.

Thomas, now a three-time champion, told ESPN: "I'm happy to beat Juilet, but I'm kind of disappointed in myself."

Now in its 98th year, the Nathan's contest generally draws a crowd of thousands to marvel at contestants cramming frankfurters down their throats.




I bet they couldn't even hear the word blowjob after that lot. Only in Coney Island.
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Post by PeterCS on Fri 12 Jul 2013, 00:46

Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Inflatable Lilo For Third Time

The Huffington Post UK | By Christopher York Posted: 11/07/2013

A loopy and lust-led li-lo lover is reported to have been caught having sex with an inflatable raft - and not for the first time.

Edwin Tobergta, 32 from Ohio, was spotted by a child after having "stepped out of his back door, naked and having sexual relations with a rubber pool float", reports The Smoking Gun.


And the chap has some form.




In 2011 Tobergta was caught after stealing a pink inflatable pool raft from a neighbour's home and allegedly having his sexually misguided way with it in an alleyway behind his house.

As if that's not enough, he has also been caught having relations with a 4ft inflatable pumpkin.


He faces another public indecency charge - his sixth in total for similar offences.



I mean, it's not as if he wasn't a looker.
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Post by PeterCS on Fri 12 Jul 2013, 00:53

Woman Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina Sentenced To 25 Years

The Huffington Post UK | By Chris York Posted: 10/07/2013 17:11 BST

An American woman found to be hiding a loaded gun in her vagina and a bag of crystal meth in her buttocks when she was arrested, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.

Police detained Christie Dawn Harris, 28, after a sweep of her car yielded crystal meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol and some ammo.

After being taken to the local jail a police sniffer dog indicated she needed to be searched further.




After initially refusing - pleading she was on her period - Harris was eventually cavity- searched, revealing the previously undetected items, the gun's handle reportedly protruding from between her thighs.


The weapon inside her vagina was a .22-caliber revolver loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.

Harris pleaded guilty last month to possession of drugs with intent to supply, possession of a gun and bringing contraband into jail.




The .22-caliber handgun police say was found in Harris's vagina


She was also ordered to pay $1,300 in fines, reports The Smoking Gun




Should get together with the guy from Ohio. They'd get on like a hose on fire.
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Post by WideWally on Wed 24 Jul 2013, 04:41

Nice spot for a picnic.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/07/24/10/10/spectacular-cliff-collapse-caught-on-camera

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Post by taipan on Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:07

Another lost case.

http://www.channel24.co.za/Gossip/News/Amanda-Bynes-goes-cray-cray-20130724
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Post by Big Dog on Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:15

taipan wrote:Another lost case.

http://www.channel24.co.za/Gossip/News/Amanda-Bynes-goes-cray-cray-20130724

I have no idea who Amanda Bynes is but anyone with blue hair under 60 must be a loser.
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Post by taipan on Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:20

Big Dog wrote:
taipan wrote:Another lost case.

http://www.channel24.co.za/Gossip/News/Amanda-Bynes-goes-cray-cray-20130724

I have no idea who Amanda Bynes is but anyone with blue hair under 60 must be a loser.
Marge Simpson?
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Post by PeterCS on Fri 28 Feb 2014, 22:25

In modern rugby, it's a jungle out there. And I thought the Flying Wedgie had been banned years ago.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-union/26367472


Officials have 'underpants ripped off' at Aylestone St James

The RFU has fined Leicester amateurs Aylestone St James 1,575 for "forcibly removing the underwear" of three anonymous north east-based officials.

The incident took place at Aylestone's Covert Lane clubhouse after a Midlands Three East (North) match with Grimsby.

The referee was unaware of a tradition that patrons should wear no underpants.

Several club players and members then "ripped off his underwear whilst he was still wearing trousers" and two other officials arrived to the same welcome.

In one of the officials' written statement, he described the experience as "humiliating and embarrassing", and said he suffered "12 hours of some discomfort and pain".

Aylestone stated to the disciplinary panel, who described the act as "a physical assault", that "the club deeply regretted the referees were subjected to discomfort and/or humiliation".
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Post by Basil on Sat 01 Mar 2014, 08:38

From the local rag this week:

AN unfortunately-named street near Worcester has topped a list of the most embarrassing addresses in the country.

Minge Lane in Upton-upon-Severn came first in a national vote, with estate agents claiming such streets are ideal for bargain hunters as would-be buyers are put off moving in because of the name.

A detached house in Minge Lane is worth about 253,000 while a similar property in nearby Longfield could fetch as much as 325,000.

But an Upton town councillor believes those looking for a house in Minge Lane shouldn't be put off.




"I would say, 'why not live somewhere like that'?" said Cllr Rosemary Webb.

"People are not likely to forget your address are they?

"I'm surprised at the difference in prices.

"I think people are, perhaps, over-sensitive.

"I'm pretty sure people in the town don't think twice about the name."

Minge Lane was followed in the poll by other unfortunate road names which all 'boast' lower house prices than their neighbours, including Slag Lane in Lancashire, Fanny Hands Lane in Lancashire and Bell End in the Black Country.

But one Worcester-based estate agent believes names like these shouldn't make a difference to property prices.
"I would be horrified to think that some people would not offer due to the name of the street," said Stephen Bradshaw from Town and Country Property Services which has its head office in Foregate Street, Worcester city centre.

"If the local residents of these streets were behaving like the name suggests then we might have a problem, but I would hope people have more sense than being put off by a name. It is not something I have come across."

Researchers from NeedaProperty.com asked 2,000 people to vote for the street name that they would be most embarrassed to have as their address.

Other streets include Crotch Crescent in Oxford, Turkey Cock Lane in Essex and The Knob in Northamptonshire.

Names closer to home which could have been on the list but weren't include Hornyold Road in Malvern and Cockshute Hill in Droitwich.

The UK's top 10 rude-sounding streets (see map):
A: Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire (31 per cent thought embarrassing)
B: Slag Lane, Lowton, Lancashire, 26 per cent
C: Fanny Hands Lane, Ludford, Lincolnshire, 24.9 per cent
D: Bell End, Rowley Regis, West Midlands (which goes into Mincing Lane), 22.5 per cent
E: Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, 19.6 per cent
F: The Knob, Kings Sutton, Northamptonshire, 17 per cent
G: Turkey Cock Lane, Stanway, Essex, 10.8 per cent
H: Cockshoot Close, Stonesfield, West Oxfordshire, 10.1 per cent
I: Cumming Street, Islington, London, 8.9 per cent
J: Cock-A-Dobby, Sandhurst, Berkshire, 6.5 per cent
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Post by PeterCS on Sat 22 Mar 2014, 11:37

That's just the way it is.
Some things just never change.
Ah - but maybe we should believe them ..


People had sex outside Buckingham Palace on VE Day

Newsreels from the time show people enthusiastically waving flags at the gates of Buckingham Palace to celebrate the end of World War Two. But they failed to capture couples openly having sex, according to a letter that has just come to light [...cut to the chase: ...]

At the end of World War II, James Carnegie was in Germany with the Royal Artillery, leaving his wife and her friends to celebrate at home in London.

Mrs Carnegie wrote how the group went to the Athenaeum Hotel in Piccadilly for dinner on May 8, 1945 where they had a 'set-to' with staff about being allowed in.

She said: "Eventually they let us all have a rum and orange.

"We had quite a good dinner and then stumbled across f.....g couples in the dark to the Palace where the King and Queen had just been out.

This bit of the report in particular is an eyebrow-raiser.

The throng of people demanded to see Prime Minister Winston Churchill who later emerged at an open widow to famously give his V for victory salute to the crowds.

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/10703152/People-had-sex-outside-Buckingham-Palace-on-VE-Day.html
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Post by PeterCS on Sun 12 Apr 2015, 13:32

Nice. "Oh peace train sounding louder, Glide/ride on the peace train!!!
Come on the peace train ..."

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/apr/12/sex-train-parents-pornography-eva-wiseman
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Post by PeterCS on Tue 14 Apr 2015, 23:28

Good grief.

Fresh (fruit n veggies) in our memories.

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/apr/15/woolworths-takes-down-anzac-tribute-website-amid-twitter-outrage
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Post by Bradman on Wed 15 Apr 2015, 01:47

Some people have too much time on their hands.
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Post by lardbucket on Wed 15 Apr 2015, 06:02

PeterCS wrote:Nice. "Oh peace train sounding louder, Glide/ride on the peace train!!!
Come on the peace train ..."

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/apr/12/sex-train-parents-pornography-eva-wiseman

Glad all over.

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Post by PeterCS on Wed 15 Apr 2015, 11:21

Meh, Bradders. It's a very occasional series. The last one is a genuine eye-opener. (The one before that an eye-closer, I grant you.)
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Post by Lindsay no.2 on Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:53

PeterCS wrote:Good grief.

Fresh (fruit n veggies) in our memories.

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/apr/15/woolworths-takes-down-anzac-tribute-website-amid-twitter-outrage

Just read that article and found this comment posted below it. Thought its acidity might fit nicely on this forum...maybe one of our Aussie contingent wrote and posted it up there:

COMING TO WOOLWORTHS SOON;
Don't miss our specials on 'Holocaust Anniversary Bread Rolls' straight from the Ovens. Each one is individually numbered from actual dead Jews, Gypsies and Socialists- to more fully enjoy the Anniversary Spirit.
Whoever gets Anne Franks' number will also get a $100 gift voucher. (Conditions apply)

Woolworths want YOU to send in your stories of past murdered family and friends so that we can pay for this crass advertisement and to publicize shit you need to eat anyway. It will be a GAS.
As a further mark of our sincere respect for the millions who were slaughtered, all butane and b/b/q products will be marked down to crazy, crazy prices.
All purchases will receive an 'Instant Scratchie'. Simply scratch three of the same
Concentration camp logos and discover your prize.
WAR IS HELL...But not at Woolworths!!!
We're declaring WAR and Ethnic Cleansing on High Prices.

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Post by horace on Thu 16 Apr 2015, 00:37

spot on Mr L No.2..

oz at the moment is full of the most craven of commemorations of ww1.

1/6 of Oz volunteers in that War croaked. around 60,000.

That about 0.5% of the Oz population can explain what that war is about is even more of a mystery...

Woolies just got caught ahead of the curve of abject consumerism.

Oz makes me sick
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Post by horace on Thu 16 Apr 2015, 00:40

several of my friends have made it their business to be out of Oz on ANZAC Day when the full filth of fascist historicism finds its apotheosis...stoopid dumbass me will be here.
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