The Merry Christmas thread

[taipan]

Well someone had to start it.

[Big Dog]

A little early. Will prolly have to be bumped a few times before the big day.

[taipan]

Phurt. Dello used to start his on December 1

[Big Dog]

Phurt. Dello used to start his on December 1

Fairy nuff....Merry Christmas Taips

[taipan]

Phurt. Dello used to start his on December 1

Fairy nuff....Merry Christmas Taips

And reciprocated.

[Brass Monkey]

9 working days left. So, it's sort of 'Middling Christmas everyone' ATM.

[Big Dog]

I'll be flat out at work right up to Christmas Eve. No time for parties or lunches. My employers epitomise the image of Scrooge. We don't even get a corporate Christmas Card. Qunts

[Brass Monkey]

I'll be flat out at work right up to Christmas Eve. No time for parties or lunches. My employers epitomise the image of Scrooge. We don't even get a corporate Christmas Card. Qunts

That sounds proper shite... Damn these employers. Bad times BD.

[taipan]

Xmas lunch today. Hopefully closing 18th. First decent Xmas break sine the millennium

[baggygreen]

Happy Winter Solstice....soon

[Demelza]

Christmas doesn't officially start until I've been up it the loft.

[PeterCS]

Is Santa up there?

[Demelza]

FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!
Not Santa!

[lardbucket]

Christmas doesn't officially start until I've been up in the loft.

'loft' ... you're a bit posh!

[Demelza]

Lol. What do you call it then?

[lardbucket]

Roof space? Battcave?

[Demelza]

We always had lofts in Croydon. Probably not the poshest place in England!

[PeterCS]

Good for a whole range of people though, yourself included.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Croydon

And infamous for the Croydon facelift! :O

[PeterCS]

FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!
Not Santa!

Well, have him your own way.

Bleedin' separatist Eengleesh!

[PeterCS]

Roof space? Battcave?

Attic?

I think they're often called "attic" when they are undeveloped, "loft" when extended, in the UK. I may be wrong.

[Brass Monkey]

FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!
Not Santa!

Damn f*cking straight. These Yankophile f*cktards and their desire to be gangbanged by the entire USA.

[PeterCS]

Please. The festive Santaing is strictly limited to a chaperoned grotty ho-ho-ho reacharound.

I don't pop my cork for any Father I see.

[lardbucket]

Roof space? Battcave?

Attic?

I think they're often called "attic" when they are undeveloped, "loft" when extended, in the UK. I may be wrong.

Mine's a garrett, of course.

[PeterCS]

I had you down more as a Brightman sort of guy.
(Not sure if either of those warblers have got through to Oz, but anyway.)


Looking on the bright side, a garrett is always better than a garrotte.

[eowyn]

Attics are rooms in the roof space and lofts are just the roof space in my world.

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