Flaming Bails
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

World's Most Off Topic Cricket Forum


Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

+3
horace
Brass Monkey
LeFromage
7 posters

Flaming Bails :: Flaming Bails ::  The Flaming Bails Cricket Forum

Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by LeFromage Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:46

I don't know what's wrong with him, though. Aids or something.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-new-zealand-2013/content/current/story/630259.html
LeFromage
LeFromage


Number of posts : 26195
Reputation : 425
Registration date : 2007-08-03
Flag/Background : fra

http://www.flamingbails.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Brass Monkey Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:01

Knees are the beginning of the end. Nice work KP - see you next lifetime.
Brass Monkey
Brass Monkey


Number of posts : 44858
Age : 115
Reputation : 415
Registration date : 2007-09-02
Flag/Background : afg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjWhbVWj9wQ

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by horace Wed 17 Apr 2013, 01:53

our chances of scraping one draw improve...chavi bops is a shoe in to replace him
horace
horace


Number of posts : 42573
Age : 114
Reputation : 90
Registration date : 2007-09-06
Flag/Background : ire

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Brass Monkey Wed 24 Apr 2013, 19:42

An ECB statement read: "Kevin Pietersen has been ruled out of the ICC Champions Trophy following a repeat MRI scan on his right knee earlier today. The scan has shown some improvement in the bruising to the bone that occurred in the build up to the Test Series against New Zealand in February. However Pietersen will not have recovered sufficiently in time for the NatWest one-day series against New Zealand beginning May 31 and the Champions Trophy which follows. Pietersen will now start a graduated rehabilitation program with a view to resuming full training by the middle of June."

Link
Brass Monkey
Brass Monkey


Number of posts : 44858
Age : 115
Reputation : 415
Registration date : 2007-09-02
Flag/Background : afg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjWhbVWj9wQ

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by LeFromage Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:20

I was a little worried when they mentioned "bone bruising" a while back.

I seem to recall Jack Wilshere missing 18 months of football for "bone bruising" that initially seemed like it'd just heal itself up in a few weeks with some R & R.

LeFromage
LeFromage


Number of posts : 26195
Reputation : 425
Registration date : 2007-08-03
Flag/Background : fra

http://www.flamingbails.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Brass Monkey Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:44

Beginning of the end...
Brass Monkey
Brass Monkey


Number of posts : 44858
Age : 115
Reputation : 415
Registration date : 2007-09-02
Flag/Background : afg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjWhbVWj9wQ

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by taipan Wed 24 Apr 2013, 20:46

Dello wrote:I was a little worried when they mentioned "bone bruising" a while back.

I seem to recall Jack Wilshere missing 18 months of football for "bone bruising" that initially seemed like it'd just heal itself up in a few weeks with some R & R.


The term does sound a bit dubious.
taipan
taipan


Number of posts : 48416
Age : 123
Reputation : 115
Registration date : 2007-08-31
Flag/Background : saf

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by beamer Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:20

And Wilshere is 21, whereas KP is in his 30s. Vaughan never overcame the knee problems that he developed at a similar age.

Obviously they will do all they can to get him ready for the Ashes but if not then it's a chance for someone else to step up, it's not quite as disastrous as it would have been 4 or 5 years ago (and even in 2009 we managed to overcome it and win the Ashes). May give Prior his opportunity up the order, nothing to lose by trying it against the Snoozers at least.

beamer


Number of posts : 15399
Reputation : 74
Registration date : 2007-09-03
Flag/Background : eng

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Henry Thu 25 Apr 2013, 02:43

That will probably be that for KP. Expect a tearful retirement announcement around late September with a brief recovery to play the IPL for the next three years.
Henry
Henry


Number of posts : 32891
Reputation : 100
Registration date : 2007-08-31
Flag/Background : eng

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Red Thu 25 Apr 2013, 03:02

Flintoff did hint the other day that KP might retire by September. Many of our AFL footballers recover reasonably quickly from bone bruising but they usually sustain it when they have hyper-extended a knee during a match. KP's problems sounds more like wear and tear and bone on bone.

I noticed that KP tweeted recently that he wanted to play for England for another four years.
Red
Red


Number of posts : 17071
Reputation : 17
Registration date : 2007-10-28
Flag/Background : baggy

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by LeFromage Thu 25 Apr 2013, 08:32

I don't think it's a wear-and-tear injury - he buggered it doing fielding drills in the build up to the first Test in NZ. Before that he had the knees of a newborn.

Although his hammys have been a bit twangy over the years.
LeFromage
LeFromage


Number of posts : 26195
Reputation : 425
Registration date : 2007-08-03
Flag/Background : fra

http://www.flamingbails.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Brass Monkey Thu 25 Apr 2013, 08:37

They mentioned 'bone on bone'. At first I thought they were on about a homosexual jazz film, but then I thought to myself they were on about his knee. That just shouted 'OPERATION!!!' to me.
Brass Monkey
Brass Monkey


Number of posts : 44858
Age : 115
Reputation : 415
Registration date : 2007-09-02
Flag/Background : afg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjWhbVWj9wQ

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by LeFromage Sat 11 May 2013, 12:12

The gay Lazarus is now apparently ahead of schedule (the new schedule - he's still missed the old one) and due to play for Surrey early in June, in plenty of time for the Gashes.

Praise Jesus. Have a wank. Whatever seems appropriate. Go nuts.
LeFromage
LeFromage


Number of posts : 26195
Reputation : 425
Registration date : 2007-08-03
Flag/Background : fra

http://www.flamingbails.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Brass Monkey Sat 11 May 2013, 12:24

Go nuts - get it? KP nuts. Haaaaaaaa
Brass Monkey
Brass Monkey


Number of posts : 44858
Age : 115
Reputation : 415
Registration date : 2007-09-02
Flag/Background : afg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjWhbVWj9wQ

Back to top Go down

Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series. Empty Re: Kevin Knee-tear-sen ruled out of NZ series.

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

Flaming Bails :: Flaming Bails ::  The Flaming Bails Cricket Forum

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum