Re: a bad day for small people

by lardbucket Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:13

The Lego sounds interesting. You might get 20 quid for that.

by Basil Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:17

It's a done deal then - where do I send the little cherub?

by skully Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:22

by lardbucket Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:24

They leave home eventually. When they're about 30.

by Basil Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:28

Mine would leave tomorrow if it wasn't for that unfortunate piece of legislation about sending kids at the age of eight down mines.

by lardbucket Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:34

Eight? Well, you've got a long way to go. Hardly started, really.

by skully Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:45

Commiz Bas. Wait till the teenage years arrive. At least the sprog is a boy. Teenage girls are a complete and utter nightmare.

by Basil Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:49

I'd better keep him then - his resale value might improve the longer I hang on to him.

by Brass Monkey Sat 27 Apr 2013, 05:15

lardbucket wrote:They leave home eventually. When they're about 30.

My brother (who has moved about a lot) has regressed. He rents a flat 13 doors down from my mum and dad's, has become a student and eats round there (and does his assignments) at least 4 times a week. He's 35.

by lardbucket Tue 30 Apr 2013, 09:22

Brass Monkey wrote:
lardbucket wrote:They leave home eventually. When they're about 30.

My brother (who has moved about a lot) has regressed. He rents a flat 13 doors down from my mum and dad's

at least he's not superstitious

by lardbucket Wed 08 May 2013, 11:39

Brass Monkey wrote:My brother ... has regressed ... rents a flat 13 doors down from my mum and dad's, has become a student and eats round there (and does his assignments) at least 4 times a week. He's 35.

The horror.

by G.Wood Wed 08 May 2013, 23:05

Mudge hid his indetity as David Morrow quite well

by skully Wed 08 May 2013, 23:50

G.Wood wrote:Mudge hid his indetity as David Morrow quite well

Ah, I see this was mentioned here. Did you hear the offending joke, Woody?

by G.Wood Thu 09 May 2013, 00:14

it was something like

Bloke 1: Has Darwin even got electricity yet?
Mudge (in black face voice): The only way they know if someone is awake is when they smile

by horace Thu 09 May 2013, 01:01

this thread (understandably) is the one most fixated on by RD

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