Retirement from Flaming Bails- I am DONE!

So there you have it,i have decided to quit as a poster on flaming bails. I will be working a lot plus i am taking a grad course or two PLUS i have other stuff to do that i don't remember right now so i will NOT post on FB for atleast 4.75 months.
Retirement will start from July 30th 2013 AD

PlanetPakistan wrote:So there you have it,i have decided to quit as a poster on flaming bails. I will be working a lot plus i am taking a grad course or two PLUS i have other stuff to do that i don't remember right now so i will NOT post on FB for atleast 4.75 months.
Retirement will start from July 30th 2013 AD

Best flounce of all time.

Off to penetrate lots of women? GO on son.....

Hopefully he won't be getting drunk 2 PLUS and getting penetrated by guys lot PLUS at his nerd parties.....
 

Henry wrote:Off to penetrate lots of women? GO on son.....

Henry, you never know! I will try to play with a straight bat and NOT flirt with the balls leaving the bat. Having said that i am sure there are hundreds of world class women in Orlando who are VERY interested in playing cricket with me.....

But will they be FAST women?

Enjoy your retirement, PP!

I'll be sure to note the date in my diary. I'll have to get my advice on how to penetrate FAST elsewhere!

P*ss off then you closeted homosexual. Go and chase c*ck like you were supposed to.

That's a bit ungracious, Chiv.

What did he ever do to you?











(Don't answer that.)

Go on out there and get laid PP.

Take it easy boss. Hope it all goes good.

I am just wondering if PP has actually been bought up by some sex-mad capitalist Muslim matriarch to join her expanding roster of disposable men?


A sort of Halahri Dawleh. ...

She can't be that sex-mad - she hasn't added me to the harem. That's like not adding Jeremy Clarkson to a twat harem.

She passed over you. Too sexual.

She is looking for VIRGINS.

PeterCS wrote:She passed over you. Too sexual.

She is looking for VIRGINS.

I haven't got a hymen - I'll tell her I am a virgin. Or I'll get my money loving schlong to tell her.

Ooroo and good luck, PP.

Oh bugger, the forum will be worse off without your spamming, misogynist, racist, one-eyed threads.

C'est le vie!

Always enjoyed your varied & interesting outlooks PP. Goodluck.

PlanetPakistan wrote:So there you have it,i have decided to quit as a poster on flaming bails. I will be working a lot plus i am taking a grad course or two PLUS i have other stuff to do that i don't remember right now so i will NOT post on FB for atleast 4.75 months.
Retirement will start from July 30th 2013 AD

Imran Khan - retired from international cricket, Nov 1987, last game for Pakistan = 1992

Javed Miandad - retirement from international cricket, April 1994, last game for Pakistan = March 1996

Yousuf Youhana - retires the name 'Youhana' in Sept 2005, retires from all cricket March 2010, returns to team August 2010, retires from all forms of cricket again August 2011, 20 May 2013 retires from all cricket yet again, 21 May 2013 denies he has retired from cricket.

Shahid Afridi - retired from Test cricket (Apr 2006), Test again cricket (July 2010) international cricket (May 2011), last game for Pakistan = last week


I wish you a very Pakistani retirement PP....see you next week once you've got your PACE back.  

PP can't be as young as Boom-Boom, surely??

Last post then....

Thanks everyone especially LEGENDS like Skully and Furry! I would say Skully and Furry are the Tino Best and M Sami of this forum...

PlanetPakistan wrote:Last post then....

Thanks everyone especially LEGENDS like Skully and Furry! I would say Skully and Furry are the Tino Best and M Sami of this forum...

Short little wankers who can't bowl?

Harsh!

You gotta feel for that last post specifically mentioning its a last post.....

Have a good one, PP.