Skully ...

We need a new PP.

Do you think Brett Lee would do it? Shoaib?

You're asking the Australian furriner who our new PP should be?

Somebody has to do it.

Sreesanth or Bhajji....????

What, where, when?

Are you asking me a question, Petey?

Ah, I've just read PP's "retirement" post.

Still, I still don't understand the Q. Are you asking my opinion?

We need someone to pump in the provocative threads on a regular basis.

Or Bails is doomed. DOOMED, I tell you.


So have you any suggestions who PP's successor should be?

I see. So you want me to post threads with titles that make it appear that I have been smoking the best Kashmiri ganja?

I does me best with odd ball articles and interesting science facts, Petey, but I'm not really into philosophical musings about penetrated women and large sized feet.

I defer to your Oscar Wilde side to see if you can come up with indecent postured threads.  

No, I was wondering if you could think of a nomination.

For someone who can regularly come up with 10-12pp threads.

PeterCS wrote:We need someone to pump in the provocative threads on a regular basis.

Or Bails is doomed. DOOMED, I tell you.


So have you any suggestions who PP's successor should be?

We should have a PP rotation policy. I'll pick up the slack for the next hour if you like...

Actually Gaz, you wouldn't be a bad un. You already have biased views on players due to their birthplace

Good man yourself.

I notice you have not yet started a "Hey guys - how long is your schlong?" thread yet.

I know how long everyone's schlongs are.

Have you got a googlecam (R)?

I have a Freudbot 7000.

Plus, I've noshed most of you off.

You did in your arse!

How many can you do in one day?

45 for me(using 2 hands)

Trying to hit 60 by the end of the summer.

Well, someone I know noshed off 49 cocks in one night, in the Cockring in Amsterdam.

**disclaimer** It was dark, so the same cock could've been noshed off twice or thrice.

Brass Monkey wrote:Well, someone I know noshed off 49 cocks in one night, in the Cockring in Amsterdam.

**disclaimer** It was dark, so the same cock could've been noshed off twice or thrice.

Another 31 and Allah would have blessed him/her with a new ball.

The umpires might have been forced to check for ball misshaping before that.

They called time. He was ready to have a game of single wicket, but sober stopped play.

Serious question: do you always shine the ball on the same side of your pants? I always use the right thigh, don't know why.

Brass Monkey wrote:They called time. He was ready to have a game of single wicket, but sober stopped play.

With 36 off one over?

Inside or outside? I'm more of a right arse cheek sort of area. Because I'm right-handed. I'm not favouring my right cheek, I'm not discriminating against my left - it's my brain's fault.

A likely story.