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Brass Monkey wrote:Inside or outside? I'm more of a right arse cheek sort of area. Because I'm right-handed. I'm not favouring my right cheek, I'm not discriminating against my left - it's my brain's fault.

Outside of right thigh. I know some players who shine further back, close to the back of the right cheek, but I prefer to see where i'm working.

PeterCS wrote:A likely story.

I think we all need to admit - we hate lefties. F*ck your Laras and Sobers and Gowers and Graeme Pollocks and Graeme Smiths - deep down we can all admit we're a little bit disgusted at having to watch cack-hands.

I mean, it was a genuinely good prejudice back in the day. A fair old prejudice. Learn to use your right hand, leftie, or face a ruddy good stoning.

Gary 111 wrote:Outside of right thigh. I know some players who shine further back, close to the back of the right cheek, but I prefer to see where i'm working.

You can get more purchase round the back. More to work with. Theoretically. I've actually got no arse whatsoever. I'm ginchless. I'm like Morph.

Lever was a cheat.

Peter Lever at least used his right hand to shine his balls. So he was better. I am not sure if he was FASTER, though. He did hit that Eoin Chartfield, though, so IN YOUR FACE, PAKISTAN SELECTORS.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Gary 111 wrote:Outside of right thigh. I know some players who shine further back, close to the back of the right cheek, but I prefer to see where i'm working.

You can get more purchase round the back. More to work with. Theoretically. I've actually got no arse whatsoever. I'm ginchless. I'm like Morph.

I also generate more sweat from my posterior than my thigh. Although the amount of sweat I generate is good for shining the ball it is also the reason I do not get to penetrate as often.

Brass Monkey wrote:F*ck your Laras and Sobers and Gowers and Graeme Pollocks and Graeme Smiths...

So, everyone is going the let this one slide? Shit, I may as well have put a right-hander in there.

I'm on a forum with a bunch of dribbling loons.

gary, is it not a LUBRICANT, man? I have asked my friends about this, and they say it is what Christians use.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:F*ck your Laras and Sobers and Gowers and Graeme Pollocks and Graeme Smiths...

So, everyone is going the let this one slide? Shit, I may as well have put a right-hander in there.

I'm on a forum with a bunch of dribbling loons.

I thought you were just acting in character, and let it slide down the leg for four wides.

I was, but that ugly shithead stuck out so far that it deserved a mention regardless of the SR getting N'd.

Nothing's perfect.

Not even Biff.

Ask Red.

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PeterCS wrote:We need someone to pump in the provocative threads on a regular basis.

Or Bails is doomed. DOOMED, I tell you.


So have you any suggestions who PP's successor should be?

Bring back Buckeye. Buckeye..Buckeye....Bring back black helicoptors....

Forget it. Gary has stepped upto plate all on his own....

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"Apple Help Desk, my name is Skully. How may I be of assistance?"


I don't see it

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