Re: Christmas shopping

by Brass Monkey Mon 23 Nov 2015, 21:20

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
Dello wrote:http://www.flamingbails.com/t15105p375-the-jingle-bails-advent-calendar-2014

I never forget a reference to bollock smashers.

Lolageddon. Danny you surely don't still piss your pants? I imagine you're going to plead 'asleep, comatose' but I'm not having it at your age.

Agreed on the airy boxers being the best. I think that David Beckham ad marked the advent of the 'bollock smashers'. What's the official name for them? I want to say hipsters for some reason?

Dello while you're here, help me with these things that make me want to jihad the forum everytime I visit.

a) why can't i paste anything into the message writing box on an iPhone.
b) how do I display pictures - either taken on my phone or from Google image.

Walk me through it like a simpleton. Me being the simpleton.

No no no... Just 7 years worth of residue, gently eating away at the dye at the dangle end. Plus all the jizz residue over that time, leftover vaginal fluid... Y'know, they just fit the scrotal area so well, y'know gentle encouragement for natural bunching. In between the bollock smash and the old school boxers.

Anyway this is obviously a 'No Wiper 2: Return Of The Misconstruing'.